Divorced Barbie...!

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A man goes to buy a toy for his daughter and asks the saleswoman:
— How much is the Barbie in the window?

In a condescending manner, the saleswoman replied:

— Which one… we have:

  • Barbie goes to the gym, for $19.95,
  • Barbie plays volleyball, for $19.95,
  • Barbie goes shopping, for $19.95,
  • Barbie goes to work, for $19.95,
  • Barbie goes dancing, for $19.95,
  • and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

Amazed, the man asks:

— Why does Divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the others cost $19.95?

The saleswoman with an air of self-sufficiency replies:

— Sir, Divorced Barbie, it comes with:
😀 Ken's car,
😀 Ken's house,
😀 Ken's boat,
😀 Ken's furniture,
😀 Ken's computer…
😁 And Ken's friend!




Giphy

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Very good my friend laughing my head off right now have a blessed and wonderful day
@amigoponc
!LOL
!ALIVE
!BBH
I will be including this content on the @heartbeatonhive curation collection

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Poor Ken, by the way, I thought of the joke and heard the old Aqua theme playing in my head :)

Stay !ALIVE
!LOLZ

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It's as good as it gets, it couldn't be better represented. I'm glad it brought a smile to your face...

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!LOLZ 😂😅😅
Very true! 💪🔥🔥🔥
!PIZZA

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How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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😂😂😂😂😂
This is really funny.

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!LOL
Hilarious.
Divorced barbie is rich!!!

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I don't know if it happens in other latitudes, but in Latin countries, a divorced woman keeps all her husband's property…. 😁

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😂😂😂😂
It doesn't happen here.

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I haven't laughed so much with a joke in a long time, in some part it's like real life, thanks for sharing that joke, you made my day.

!PIZZA

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I am pleased to read that I managed to bring a smile to your face. Zero stress, life is only one and we must live it to the fullest. A virtual hug full of blessings.

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Hehe...very cute indeed! You definitely gave me a chuckle! 😂🤣😅😆😁🙏💚✨🤙

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Objective achieved... Be happy...

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I very much appreciate that objective! Thank you! And yes to happiness! 😁🙏💚✨🤙

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