It's too dark...!
A 9-year-old boy comes home earlier than expected after finishing school early. On entering, he sees his mother naked in bed with a man he doesn't know, and realising that they haven't noticed his presence, he hides in the wardrobe to watch what they are doing.
The woman's husband also arrives before the usual time, the woman rushes her lover into the wardrobe too, not realising that her son is inside.
👻The child says:
— It's very dark in here.
👺The man replies in surprise:
— Yes, it is.
👻Boy:
— I have a football.
👺Man:
— Ah, very good.
👻Boy:
— Do you want to buy it?
👺Man:
— No, thank you.
👻Boy:
— My father is out there.
👺Man:
— All right, how much are you asking for it?
👻Boy:
— 500 dollars.
👺Man:
— A bit expensive, but okay…
A few weeks later, the same thing happens again, and the boy and the lover are again hiding in the cupboard.
👻Boy:
— It's very dark in here.
👺Man:
— Yes, it is.
👻Boy:
— I've got some porter's gloves.
👺The lover, remembering the last time they met, asks:
— How much are you asking for them?
👻Boy:
— 500 dollars.
👺Man:
— All right.
👾A few days later, the father says to the boy:
— Take your ball and goalie gloves, and let's go outside and play for a while.
👻The boy replies:
— I can't, dad, I've sold them.
👾The father asks:
— How much did you sell them for?
👻Child:
— For 1000 dollars…
👾The father scolds the boy and says;
— It's terrible to take advantage of a friend… That price is exaggerated for both things… Today we are going to the church for your confession.
Together they go to the church, and once there the father puts the boy in the confessional.
👻Boy:
— It's very dark in here.
👺The priest replies:
— Don't start again, we're not in your house…!
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You and your witticisms... Thanks, it's good... LOL!!!
Heh, heh, heh... 😁
Ha, ha, ha... Ese cura se las trae... Gracias por hacerme reir.
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