As I head toward my third 1000 HP celebratory post, I figured I'd let my do I say motto shine and release the secrets you'll need to turn into a Hive success story.

However, for Amir's sanity sake this post will be an extensive one with way more than 24 words, and to that end it will be divided in 3 parts. One part text, one part images and one part links.

Let's get to it.

DContently:

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Now, if you're anything like me you were creatively constipated by month 2 on this platform. If so fear not, there's always the shitpost for you. And though still a shitpost, these tricks will sometimes bait some unsuspecting curators into thinking you actually know what you're doing and that there must be a why you did what you did. Or at least I like to think so.

Now we get to it;

• Bullet points make for great content.
  

• Shill your account:
  
  Or Engage if you want to be mainstream about it.
  

• Listen to your Inner Bullshit:
  
  Your inner bullshit will make the World around you make sense. I once wrote a story about my fight against 3 mosquitoes only armed with my finishing bug spray. 2 of the mosquitoes had their backstories, 1 was fodder, for the finale my bug spray was out so I resorted to using it as a baseball bat. Toe to toe I went against those flying foes, a tear dropped when the last one fell.
  

• Pet it mold it, embrace it don't force it:
  
  Like anything good in life, you'll sometimes lose your inner bullshit. If so don't be afraid to take a break or God forbid, create well researched informative posts. Worry not though, your inner bullshit will return at some point, it always does... It_t has to.
  

• People love that full circle shit, abuse it!
  

• Contrast is another good literary tool:
  

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• Don't reveal your so called tricks to the plebs for competition is only good as a talking point.
  

DMonetarily:

Stumble into great projects, the earlier the better. You'll first have to stumble into plenty more shit ones though. Good luck!

Conclusion:

You're welcome!