Forbidden Beds and the Putin Pokey: Fun on Reddit

It all started on the this post.

• Did someone dump their box of cinnamon toast crunch in the ocean?
• Are raviolis becoming sentient and preparing to storm the coastlines? _{MAMA MIA!}

Or is it something much more sinister...

• Throw pillows of the Forbidden Bed of DEATH!

Well sorry to disappoint after the build up but it's actually just stingrays.

_{And, no, they don't even have cool lasers attached to their head. Believe me, I checked.}

It was at this moment that it dawned on /u/karmagod13000 in between bong rips.

"Bruh they do look like throw pillows! LMAO! 🤣Remember, /r/forbiddensnacks? There should be a sub for that but for beds like with stingray pillows and shit!... 💡!

::Starts clacking away on keyboard furiously. Sends post::

/r/forbiddenbed

Boom! Instant reply from sub_doesnt_exist_bot!

The subreddit r/forbiddenbed does not exist. Maybe there's a typo? If not, consider creating it.

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_{🤖 this comment was written by a bot. beep boop ^🤖}

_{feel welcome to respond Bad bot'/Good bot, it's useful feedback. github}

u/karmagod13000 knew what had to be done...

::Creates subreddit. Edits comment.::

Edit: went ahead and made the sub. Please join and make a post of your favorite forbidden bed!

_{This account of events was embellished for comedic effect.}

And a new subreddit was born.

But this fledgling subreddit needed more content

It was at this time I got to work. At first I wasn't sure what I would post.

• Maybe try to find a somewhat inviting bed of nails?
  ❎
• Look for an image with a Iron Maiden laying down as a dubious place to take a nap?
  ❎

Ummm not exactly what I was looking for😕

No, we needed something more ambiguously comfortable, more subtle.

• How about danger noodles aka snakes? Well, by George, I think WE DID IT!

Danger Noodle Memory Foam

We even got a sweet ass flair. Nice

PSA: Please, don't sleep on Snek!🐍

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Oh but I wasn't done just yet.

Nature's Waterbed

Imagine this could be quite cozy after one develops immunity to their rash-inducing nematocysts

For full stingray video uploaded to SiaCoin Skynet, follow the link below:

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    The last bit of fun I had was on a comment thread on /r/news about Russia's withdrawal from the Ukrainian border. I noticed a top level comment by /u/mershed_perderders that I knew was going places so I hopped on the karma train.

And that my friends was the Putin Pokey

With that, I conclude my account of Reddit shenanigans. Hope y'all were mildly entertained 👌
_{and I don't end up getting sanctioned..}

Thanks for stopping by ✌️

_{5% rewards on this post has been set to the @pob-fund account.}