Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #113 🤫

👻 Ghost Dozers, Skyscraper Sales & Ice Dragons ❄️

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     The legendary GHOST DOZER of Indonesia strikes again, leveling an entire plot of land without the consent of any landowner, nor piloted by a driver. Years ago this bulldozer went missing from a construction site, and since then it has only been spotted here and there seemingly living a life by itself.

     Rumors have been circulating that somehow some tempeh spores got into the ECU and it might actually be a form of sentient tempeh mycelium, and if that's not the case it could definitely be a ghost. To me, living tempeh controlling a bulldozer is far more terrifying than any ghost.

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     This ASEAN Hiver is now the LEADING MINI SKYSCRAPER SALESPERSON in all of the Philippines. There are still no mini humans able to reside within the walls of these mini towers, but human shrinking technology is only a few decades behind mini home construction.

     It's assumed once human shrinking technology catches up with construction, that micro real estate prices will skyrocket. Now's the time to buy, and perhaps Magic Shikika will accept HBD, HIVE, and Hive-Engine tokens as legal tender.

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     A rare species of MALAYSIAN ICE DRAGON has recently been captured and walled within the grounds of a local temple. For weeks this cool naga has been pacing around the perimeter of temple grounds, chilling everyone to the bone.

     There is an upside to the situation though, free shaved ice for all who are willing to scoop it quickly and pick out the stones and hair. Instead of breathing fire, this ice dragons spits snowballs, and it's friendly with children, so it's possible this could turn into a theme park if it's deemed to be 100% safe.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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