Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #25 🤫

🍳 Egg Yolk Thievery, Pirate Greeting Parties, & Child CrossFit Competitions 🏋️

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     McDonald's is not exactly known for quality employees, but the fast-food chain is famous for being fast and good enough to eat at a reasonable price point. Sometimes that price point comes with some negative aspects, and in this case a local MCDONALD'S IS STEALING EGG YOLKS FROM ITS CUSTOMERS.

     Luckily Dave is a man with many culinary options, but he asked me to warn you all about the McMuffin egg yolk thieves. This fast-food chain is very litigious, so it's best we just keep this hot gossip within ASEAN Hive because we don't have the HBD to fight a libel case in a McCourtoom.

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     @watusiwoman is slowly making her way to Indonesian waters as we speak, and one of our very own ASEAN HIVERS IS DETERMINED TO BE THE FIRST TO GREET THIS AUSSIE PIRATE. @lion-bull is camped out on a pier hoping that he will be the first to spot this sailor's ship, and will be eating a diet of fish and seawater until her arrival.

     I am very concerned that dehydration will become an issue for this guy, especially considering he plans to drink only seawater. He asked me to keep this a secret, so let's just pray for his safety, and I guess some rain so this guy has something to drink.

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     Have you ever seen a CHILD CROSSFIT COMPETITION? This hip new physical fitness sport has taken hold of Indonesian youth, but these kids are questionably young to be lifting cousins, car tires, and kettlebells.

     Rumor has it that the viewing audience is willing to pay more to see senior citizens engage in crossfit competitions. If this becomes the next craze, I expect to see a lot of broken hips and heart attacks.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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