Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #29 🤫

🧊 Cold Discipline, Ice-Cream Thieves, & Malaysian Hackers 🍨

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     Thailand's recent marijuana legalization has brought a lot of swift changes to the country, some good, some bad. The Thai government has now walked back parts of this development, and now anyone deemed to be smoking too much of the green stuff is made to sit on ice until cooler heads prevail.

     This ICY PUNISHMENT FROM THE GOVERNMENT has been received with mixed results, but the guys in this photo are absolutely ecstatic about this development, after all, who doesn't like a bit of fire an ice?

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     Let's keep things cold as we slide into this post about PINAY ICE CREAM THIEVES. This Hiver was simply trying to revamp her business after the effects of the pandemic, but it seems some sweet-tooth addicts had other plans.

     In the blink of an eye her her ice-cream freezer went from fully stocked to nearly empty, making her ponder how such a thievery could occur so quickly. Revenge is bitter sweet though, and next time she has to leave the store unattended for a few minutes, she already has a batch of chocolate ice sandwiches spiked with chili sauce that she will temporarily place in the ice chest. If these thieves strike again, it will be one hard spicy lesson.

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     These are tough economic times all around the globe, and we all have to handle this downturn in the way we know best. This Hiver has resorted to HACKING FOR THE RUSSIANS, apparently tapping into the National Malaysian Murtabak Database and sharing all murtabak-related info with the FSB.

     What the Russians will do with this info is anybody's guess, but Russian cuisine sure needs improvement, so we can only hope they will use this data for benevolent culinary purposes. If Malaysian authorities find out their murtabak database has been compromised, surely there will be hell to pay, so let's just keep this an ASEAN Hive secret.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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