👨💻 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" 🤫 #36 💪 Aceh Strongman Contest, War-Torn Socks, & The Mothership Strikes Back 🧦
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@justinparke
Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #36 🤫
💪 Aceh Strongman Contest, War-Torn Socks, & The Mothership Strikes Back 🧦
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by: @alvonzo (click pic to go to post)
There are many hardworking ASEAN Hivers in our little community , but one of our members is a cut above the rest, and he proved this recently by winning the annual ACEH STRONGMAN CONTEST. This annual contest of Indonesian strength involves carrying cut logs across a variety of terrain and obstacles.
Our legendary Hiver was unfazed by all the obstacle courses. Most notably he passed through the 100 meter field of broken glass and hot tempeh with the fastest time ever recorded, and of course all while carrying the massive log you see in the photo. We all salute Aceh's 2022 Strongman of the Year.
by: @alvonsohiver (click pic to go to post)
Another hardworking ASEAN Hiver is the one and only @alvonsohiver, and when working long hours under the hot sun, it's nice to find a splash of cold water to refresh yourself. When this gentleman found the cool waters of nearby river, he decided to reveal THE MOST WAR-TORN SOCKS IN THE ASEAN HIVE COMMUNITY.
I feel confident I am the owner of the holiest underwear in the ASEAN Hive Community, and I must admit it does feel good to be number 1 at something in life. Rumor has it he is ready to make an upgrade soon because regular socks are no match for a hard-working man. He found a pair of snakebite-proof kevlar socks on AliExpress, but will have to wait a few months while to gather the necessary funds.
by: @tampilyne (click pic to go to post)
THE MOTHERSHIP STRIKES BACK with some top-notch buffet recommendations. @tampilyne has been busy lately and wasn't as active on Hive as she has been in the past. Luckily though she's back again and posting frequently, and this brings me joy because she is one of our best content creators.
But there is a secret I want you all to know, none of this would be possible without the her mom, who is easily the most entertaining person on Hive without a Hive account. I am just realizing I have no tall tale to weave about this post, but I really just want to let you all that when I read her blog posts I am always looking for the mothership and what she did, said, etc.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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Cool, you've picked out some great posts.
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extraordinary. cheers for working friends
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very good and impressed post I really like this post and I like posts on aseanhive
Thank you my friend.
As soon as I got home from work I immediately saw the smartphone. What good news is there from our small community from #aseanhive, it turns out that there is news about The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" which is #36 Aceh strongman contest, and socks that were torn by war, that's how I Seeing the title that tickled my stomach, I immediately saw the contents of the #aseanhive post about "Hot Goss" this time.
while reading the contents of the post you wrote my best friend @justiparke I didn't stop laughing,,
as for the socks, they are the remnants of a rat bite, hahaha...
maybe because of the strong smell in the shoes, that's why rats really like to poke holes in the blue socks that I use,
but about the socks, there is a point in what you said, it could be one of the reasons to avoid being bitten by a venomous snake,, because the smell we can't stand hahaha...,,,
for @alvonzo he is a hard worker, even his energy exceeds his body weight, he is able to carry a load of 100 kg and carry that heavy load for 300 meters,, he is really a tough human and super human,, able to lift such a heavy load and can carry it too
Haha, I am glad you enjoyed this one. You and your friends all have a good sense of humor, I think we are very similar like that. I am sorry you didn't win the Aceh Strongman Contest this year, but I think 2023 will be your year 😉.
Your socks have a story, and I hope you keep wearing them until there is nothing left, that's what I do too 😆.
Congratz Strongman @alvonzo and @alvonsohiver with torn socks for being listed as Hot Goss for this week.
I had shown my Mum she in Hot Goss too, and she very delighted to look at this post. She asked what I write about her in my post 😶.
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That pleases me to know the mothership saw herself in the Hot Goss, gave me a chuckle. She is now starting to realize she has fame in places she was never aware of 😆.
Hello my friend @justinparke.
I really like and enjoy your great sense of humor, and when I read your review about @alvonzo and @alvonsohiver it really tickled my stomach, I even laughed out loud because I've visited both of their posts and what really happened there, and strangely enough I enjoyed your funny little review about them more than their original, slightly lengthy review, he he, maybe that's because you've included a few great joke recipes to tease them and tickle other asean hive members while reading it.
I will soon make a contest for the funniest man in the world, and it looks like the winner I can guess, it's you he he
Hello my friend @alvonzo, I salute you, even though your daily activities are struggling to conquer nature, carrying thatch trees and even lifting a large wooden tree is so easy,, even you are able to walk on broken glass,, but it looks like soon you will give up by seeing the strength I will show you, and we will compete in a healthy manner in the asean hive in the challenge of eating cayenne pepper with a size of 1 kg, he he, can you not? we will prove it later.
by the way I salute you, your presence in asean hive is able to create a different atmosphere with funny and quality content, and now you have the title of the strongest human in aceh, and soon maybe you will win the strongest human race in the world, he he.
Hello @alvnsohiver my beloved friend who always faithfully accompanies me day and night.
I love your socks, and I think they're the only unique socks in the world that I've ever seen and I found and it looks magical, it looks like the socks are waterproof and fireproof, hehe.
About the smell, I can certainly guess, it smells like the smell of musk that will make us sleep soundly if we smell it, and if you don't mind I will immediately make an auction of the socks at a fantastically expensive price, or we will put them in the museum as rare items. which will be on display there forever.
I'm sorry if my joke is exaggerated, I don't mean to offend anyone, just wanted to entertain a bit, imitating @justinparke's style.
heeee.... I don't want to accept your challenge because I can't consume too much chili. terimakasih atas kunjungannya anda, saya sangat senang apabila anda menyukai postingan saya.
This comment is gold, gave me so many laughs.
Oh no, if there is a 1kg chili eating contest in Aceh, I think the whole world will know 😆.
You all have a good sense of humor, and that makes these curations even more of a joy for me. If I can make at least one ASEAN Hiver laugh, then my work is done. Sometimes life is tough and hard for many of us, so with my curation posts I often try to offer a comedic escape from reality, and it's almost a form of therapy to write and weave this tall tales.
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I am very happy and grateful to the @asean-hive-community community I have chosen my post, hopefully in the future I will give the best for this community to the best of my ability
My pleasure, I think it will be very hard for anyone to defeat you in next years Aceh Strongman Contest.
to lift weights above body weight of course you have to practice and I can lift this weight because I'm used to doing this work,heeeeee😄