Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #67 🤫

🖼️ Art Critics, Aliens Attack, & Guru Materializations 🪄

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     One of our VIPs just landed the job of a lifetime, "SHIKIKA THE ART CRITIC" has been born. She now travels all over the Philippines to review everything from drawings and paintings to sculptures and architectural design.

     Why is this hot gossip you ask? Well, she has no qualifications to do this job whatsoever and completely lied on her CV, but I trust we can all keep a secret. Apparently the hardest part of this job is to keep a straight face and not break out in laughter while critiquing art pieces.

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     ALIENS ATTACK PHNOM PENH with a massive battalion of UFOs. Our ASEAN Hiver took a photo from a distance, but you can clearly see the sky speckled with red dots, each one a UFO piloted by intergalactic mercenaries.

     It's unknown what Cambodia's official response to this attack was because all stories about this incident have been scrubbed from the internet. Luckily a handful of images made it beyond censorship and Cambodia's borders, but little is known until the Cambodian Space Force declassifies the file.

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     ASEAN HIVER GOES GURU WITH MATERIALIZATION, something usually associated with India. Some folks believe these so-called gurus are fraudsters, and others believe they genuinely manifest items from thin air.

     Whether you believe it or not is up to you, but several people have seen this guy materialize fried bananas, jewelry, and even coins on occasion. What do you guys think, is this genuine sorcery or a fraudulent slight-of-hand old school magic trick?

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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