Baby's day out
It's not the day's out of baby in fact it's my day out and who I am. I am an angel who prevailed from heaven. Hey what😬 stop telling your kids this. I know how I was formulated and how many struggles mom and dad had. 🤫Especially my dad because ladies are never satisfied.
Jokes apart. I don't have angel wings but yes I have something which I use as a weapon to grab their attention. My throat and making the bed wet habit. I lived a happy life in my mother's heavy pumpkin type tummy. But when I prevailed into this world I sniffed phenyl 😒 how much pinchy it was. I landed into the soft hands of the doctor and when she gently kissed me. Wow, I feel like I am back in heaven. But now I had to forcefully feed🤤. I know it's vital but I wasn't trained for it Nah.
Wait who is this fat guy 🙄 don't you dare to say he is my dad. He was the gentleman who practiced with my mother? Please don't come near me.🤨 Noooo he kissed me but wait I felt good🥰. His cheeks are cute. Mom, you made the right choice. I am proud of you lol.
Hey hey who is this granny oh she is my grandmother, 😃hmm so she was the one who said the angel should resemble the royal family. You miss Elizabeth sorry I wanted to look like my mom as her image is in my fathers eyes 😆
wait how many images he has 1, 2,3,4. … Who slapped at my ass😉
Dear world, I know you have baseless rules for everyone. But you have to make rules for us too. When we angles are arriving we deserve a special protocol. We don't want to take birth in hospital. Arrange a place like you do for your honeymoon.
And why do you dress us? 🙄
this skinny and size fitted dress irritates us. If the other can have a leafy dress why can't we. It's social injustice.😪
And why you proclaim mother milk is the first feed. Are you afraid to get chocolate out of stock? I know sugar stuff causes teeth damage but can I have it before my teeth will emerge?
Never mind back to the first meetup party. Ufff that hot chick auntie I am impressed by her deep neckline. Wait she visited the hospital or was she returning from her kitty parties. Hey, your overgrown upper lips are making my cheeks red. ( this joke was made on the post @faiza34 and this one is the sequel of her post lol) And such a tight kiss if you like kids so much why don't you have yours? I attended your birthday party (it wasn't 16 it was 61) age is number game 🙄
Wait, stay away from me.
Why are you doctors inspecting my private parts? Don't you have manners.
I said keep your hands away from me otherwise I will kick you hard. I am an angel! l write this on my birth certificate. If kids are dropped by angels, so do they.
What are these tubes , hey give this suction pump to her. No no not on my chest 😏 ok it's stethoscope I misunderstood it. Please Doctor with glasses, don't touch me.
My heartbeat goes up when you tickle me.
Hey why are you rolling your eyes, it's my birthmark.
What do you mean it can't be here??
You all waste money to have it in the form of a tattoo. I am having it free of cost. Will the opposite gender be attracted to me?
When we were born in the hospital room, there was hardly enough space for two or three people to sit there. But Now ayesha, the hospital rooms have also become like honeymoon rooms.
Haha I remember my mother used to say that you were secretly kept by the angel at night. And the kids of the 90s were so innocent they used to believe it. But today's kids know the reality. Not only the reality but they know the entire procedure lol.
Thank you for sharing this 💕
Haha although private rooms are there in hospitals but still for 2/3 days they can't be decorated 😂 these kids have been told reality as their more siblings have to arrive too lol. Dark humour. Thanks for stopping here .
Haha....you are absolutely right.
You are most welcome dear.💕
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Hahahahahahah lol well you remembered me a lollypop that i used to lick (i.e childs are brought by a fairy to doctor which gives that to mama😂😂)uptill 9th standards ahhahahahahah
Well I think it’s biggest lie of world as well that only man take initiative and do efforts 😂😂😂mensim and feminism is equally involved in it😂😂😂
Btw a great piece of words❤️
Hahaha Usman you rocked 🤣 mutual cooperation 😂 commensalism might be ROFL. Don't know why those fairies deliver us to wrong homes 😂 they should stay with us Nah lol. Welcome to Hive !LUV join us here,
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Practice of what, Ayesha? 🤣
What's a leafy dress? 🤔
Lol! Do the young ones care for the opposite gender. Haha. Funny!
I wanted to make a long comment but I am annoyed by something in my surrounding and so the words have taken the shape of an emotion that we call anger.... huuuh! Let me tale some deep breath
I am not going to answer that question 🤭 suppose anything 😅
The leafy dress which early humans wore 😅 might be what some wild tribes still wear as a custom costume. Hehe take a deep breath and have some fun is 🤗
Seriously, suppose anything 🙄..... what a married woman can suppose about it 🤣
Haha don't know , 😂 can't comment on such a serious issue 😝
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Hahaha! Some cartoons almost made me believe this shit when I was a kid but sadly, I'm all grown now and I know what they really do to get their children 🤣🤣🤣.
This is one good piece, nice words.
Haha so this is the reason why kids are only allowed to watch cartoons🤣 so that they should remain unaware 😝 do you remember the boss baby 🤫
I remember the boss baby very well like I remember to eat food🤣🤣. That movie was so deceiving ASF. My niece was already asking her mommy to place an order for a baby brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Babies have private parts? I thought everything was laid bare🤣🤣🤣
This is so like the kids oof this century. They seem to know everything without being taught. Infact they usually seem angry that we don't pay attention to their lessons.
A honeymoon for you and the doctor in glasses who makes your heart go up right? I see what you're doing ayesha😂😉
Hahaha 🤣 I am laughing hard at this. I wasn't thinking that someone would embarrass me for writing 🤣 and you did dude 😂 well this writing is the outcome of exam stress 😂 unaware yet aware. And you caught me 😏😬🤣
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I hope this is not how you wrote the exams
And that's my specialty. Though I really enjoyed the write up
I loved your feedback and it's a really unique attribute of yours to give an honest viewpoint.
Ayesha you got me laughing hard on this one... Angel from above with so much to talk about already 🤣🤣
😅 Well planned! Take all the sugar you can before the teeth grows out, so funny.
I wonder what you thought it was 😅 an electric shocker?
Free tattoo, no doubt... I love birthmarks but only in the right places 🤣 I've seen one on the forehead and it doesn't look good at all.
I enjoyed reading this Ayesha, thanks for the sequel 🙂
Hehe I was narrating the angel views of was I, angel, 😉 who knows.
Well, the angel is afraid that might he become the prey of ants and house flies 🤤😅
Suction pump lol😂
So you got where the angel got it hahaha. I guess you can write its 3rd part 😝 got for it miss blue 😂
Oh my goodness! I didn't think that! 🤣🤣
What a misunderstanding!
No way! I'll pass 😂 it won't be funny as this
Hahaha 😂 might be I will be writing it 😂 only happens when I am suffering from mental stress 🤪
Should we pray for mental stress? 🤣🤣🤪
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what sort of genius mind do you have!!!??...like why didn't they allow us eat a lot of chocolate since we had no teeth to lose or get decayed ,✅😂😂
I can't stop laughing, seeing things from the eyes of a baby (angel) can be really beautiful..thanks for showing it to us..now I want to be a baby again! But no one comes near my private parts ,😂😂😂
Such genius babies can change the whole world 😂 and might be for some reason such angels got mature 😉🤣 I am thinking to present it on stage but wondering how to manage more fun. Hehe. Glad to have your presence☺ also privacy everyone matters no matter if its angel or Angelina 😝
I was smiling reading this.. Those babies are adorable 🥰
Hehe, all thanks to the photographers who uploaded these photos fee to make us smile.
True..make you want to cuddle them🥰
Well this got me thinking 😂😂.
Is this what they think 😂😂
I just can't stop laughing out loud 😂😂😂😂😂
Wow, I really enjoyed this beautiful write up, I really had a nice time traveling along with this post, it carries a lot of sentiments and It made me reminisce about my childhood and this deserves a standing ovation .❤️❤️❤️🤭🤭🤭💕💕💕...
I love this, I came in FROM dreemport 😎
Oh gosh, I laughed a few times out loud. You are the right comedian, Ayesha.
Where do you get this stuff??? You have a great mind for humour. thanks for the wonderful share!
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Hahaha, I snatched this comedy from all the comedy shows 😆 that I have been watching for 10 years haha. I haven't allowed my family member to read this post because I am frightened of embarrassment 😂 lol
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Oh my goodness 🤭😂😂😂
Aren't you a comedian Ayesha ..lolz
How did you get all these pictures to suit the whole narrations 😂😂😂
I couldn't stop open my mouth wide enough to laugh out my worries on this post . Thanks for sharing this on dreemport 👍
I am not a comedian I am a jester 🤣 don't laugh much might be I hurt your facial muscles 😂 by the way moms who are reading this related to it more. 😂 don't know what I have written there 😉🤣