Me Socrates and exam of life
What does effects more than cocaine ,anyone who is student would agree that books give more comfortable sleep than anything else. Even the insomniac person with insomnia doesn't say anything when zoogeography says
"twinkle twinkle little star, I know how lazy you are. Up above what so high, you are sloth have high five".
So the reason why I don't have dark circles in exam bro I take enough sleep 😁 I know these studies days wouldn't back but what about the 10 hours nap I can't even have it while having anaesthesia lol.
Legends know nothing yet everything;
How do you react in the examination hall when paper comes out of the syllabus? I know legends will reply " we use our wisdom to solve it" bro that wisdom used in cheating means nothing. I already know how much people around me have studied 🤫 so I consider myself as champion. I was up my philosophical me and start writing like pro even my teacher says
"Shireen " the science which you write is unknown for us🙃 bro wait soon this science would be discovered lol.
For example this time from 7 bio geographical regions I only prepared 3 and they were the first three. Palearctic, Ethiopian and Oriental region and now the question was Australian region wtf what I am going to do now. No tension. I memorised all the names of animals I knew, all the climatic conditions I read about and formulated the answer in this way.
These are the conditions which exist in palearctic, Ethiopian, oriemral , zone but Australaim zone but these don't face them (bro why don't you tell what they are asking 🥺 because I don't know it Nah )
Miss artist ;
These animals exist in 3 regions but Australian regions contains Kangaroo and Ostrich (I don't know why I remember them both😅 accidently) I wrote all the birds names and later found none of them existed there 😕🥴 my mom asked should I consider that you lost 16 number. The confident me replied no exactly they will give me some marks for delivering extra knowledge 🤣 piece of cake.
Another question which I attempted with confidence was "plagiarism". I can forget everything but not this 😉 blogging gave me in depth knowledge about it. And for 16 marks I wrote 11 sheets 🤭 even I mentioned sites for plagiarism checking thanks to @dreemport for this 🤩
This isn't comedy ;
Thankfully the education system we have right now in we'll known university (top in ranking I don't know if they ask students if they would be happy to see it on top ) teachers don't bother you. My class teacher thankfully remained the one who didn't fight for her rights rather she decided to fight with me. Giving low grades, bad comments she felt like I am eating her loaf 👀 well bro time remains loyal with none. So what I earned I started to hate my own subject zoology. Other teachers considered me an excellent student in their subject but zoology lol no regrets I have done specialisation in this subject. (The same regret which arrange marriage brings-but at the end you realize even the Gigi wasn't happy with Zayn 🤣 vote for arrange marriage )
Meet villain of my story ;
My mom often says aren't you afraid of your mother I law?'' ( here this character resembles the maleficent ) and I reply "she would be nice as compared with my zoology teacher. All the respect and gratitude to her afterall she is my teacher(why we feel social insecurity after saying the right things - man is decent animal )
Cup of wine with Socrates;
So who is going to make things right for me or you (why always my heart says Me when I already know that talents are wasted in this region). Sometimes I see Socrates giving me the cup hey not the one containing wisdom 😆 rather the one containing poison. But I refuse for multiple reason (literally I don't know the reasons🥺 but they exist for sure).
See how smoothly I slip from the topic ,in was talking about the exams so lastly I would introduce few characters I found in examination hall ;
Lion in the race of horses,;
A boy who has read so much that he forgot what to write. He finished the paper 2 hours before the finishing time. He asked me for water and I donated as I knew the struggle of athletes who never ran in real races lol.
Hide the real face of yours ;
A girl who was stretching her hijab like no one should see her face but I found her third eye copying from the paper of others. Hehe advantages of Hijab.
Do what you are able to ;
A girl pretending to be miss all know suddenly gave me a clue I didn't get it an once. But later I found I was not the target rather the gentleman beside me was the target 💔 if you can't solve the paper play with the x y z of boys heart lol.
Story of each Asian ;
Deputy superintendent brought her baby girls and my friend commented that their grandmother wouldn't be at home. That's why they are with their mom. Qudsia, where is your kid? He is with his grandmother 👀😂 lol. Give birth to kids and donate them to your in-laws lol.
Love at examination hall ;
The boy sitting next to me said bro can you tell the answer to this question I replied even I don't know my own subject question how am I going to tell you about software engineering 🤣 he was like they why your eyes looked like you are intelligent 🙃 well they tell I am smart. Instead of focusing on them focus on your paper 🤣 examiner caught us and said what are you doing love birds. 🤣 I replied I was telling him move on bro I am engaged with my loneliness. A laughter in the room.