The random vibes

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Do you remember when last time you had to visit the shopping mall and met some amazing characters? Well I do. Recently, I had a catch up with some funny people (basically they were serious until the situation turned hilarious).

  • The unknown father ;

A lady with a baby pump ( am I supposed to watch closely when I am already exhausted with the looks of Rihanna and Kareena lol). Her husband was lagging behind just like the tiger who has lost its battle. He spoke with confidence when I stood with him ( might want to impress me lol) Baby this pink colour will suit our baby girl. She took a 180° turn and asked, ``Who asked for your suggestion?? And by the way we are expecting a baby boy. XD I had sympathy with this guy as he was unknown from this mystery for the last 7 months lol.

  • Catch up but no attach up;

I met with a girl who was talking with me but her eye were chasing his boyfriend. You know most conservative couples ( who are not in a live-in relationship) hide from their parents and show their feelings in shopping malls. She gave me a wrist watch and I was thinking when my gender got changed. 🤣 her eyes pointed toward her boyfriend. Honestly I wanted to keep it 😉 apart from performing the performance.

  • Size matters ;

An auntie who was trying to fit into the dress which was not made for her body size but still her husband was appreciating the unknown beauty. Later through my analysis I found there was someone else who fit into size and eyes of this uncle. Lol

  • Two legged snake dance ;

Have you seen the snake dance live hehe I did. But this time it was performed by a little kid who was breaking the eardrum because of his mysterious voice. lol His moves on the floor amazed me because his mother was pulling him on the floor just like mop and he was stretching his hands and legs for reuse lol. I picked the chocolate for whom this mess was created 😉 after all it was finally time after doing all such dances since childhood.


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  • No purpose

About my basket hmm it was filled yet empty 😬 because for the purpose I was sent to mall remained incomplete. Mom asked me to do some grocery 😁 and what I did was shopping hehe.

And this last part of the post is written another day in new environment, hopefully you would like it.

  • Bro there is so natural environment in villages,
    Yes , so natural that sometimes you feel unnatural because you are only different in the green plant and animal kingdom.

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    • Bro how do you wake up in the morning?
      I set my alarm but it never rang ( because it's being hidden to avoid critics or rural relatives). Instead a roster arrives on my head and rings the alarm.

    • Bro you have had enough sleep due to the absence of technology!
      Yes, if mosquitoes allow me to sleep, I might be I wouldn't awake the whole day.

    • Bro you don't need any electricity in the village?
      Nope our eyes are charged on viewing the cattle and poultry stock.

    • Bro you might see the open sky the whole night?
      Yes we do unless we take shower on bed (unpredicted rain)so you would be wet automatically.

    Much more fun is arriving as I just wrote this post with dead heart honestly I am having zero motivation to do anything 😂 wait for the next post as my head is almost spinning now because of the rooster sound who thinks I am sleeping 😝
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Hello. Nice entry. I like the set up with the uncle joke, good one. Welcome to your first year in the blockchain.

Recently, a discussion on COM discord made mention of how distracting gif's are. We decided to let entrants know as they use them. It's not a party foul or anything, just passing on what we think. Still images can say just as much without the distraction. = }

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Hehe, I read the pinned post after posting, so I thought might be it would be good enough in this form. About the gif hmm being a Disney lover for me these gifs do convey sense if someone ever watched them. But your suggestion is having privilege. Thanks for your time and words.

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Me again. Nice edits. Even with the two remaining gifs, would you agree it looks much cleaner than previous with a half dozen or however many you had?

Less distraction is a good thing. = } Thanks for not being offended by a suggestion. Cheers, enjoy your weekend.

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Hehe by the way it was also a clean and clear post for me in the previous form too!LOL. Hehe kidding,

And about suggestions I am the one who loves to give good guidance and who I can offend when someone else is doing this for me 😁😂 Let's spread the giggles together.

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Haha that unknown father joke cracked me up really 🤣

While he was trying to impress you maybe, he found out about something he should have known for a long time already 😅

I also sometimes feel that way about the natural environment we do have... So funny.

Too many gifs used though, you should read the pinned post in the community 😊 still a good post though.

Thanks for posting to our community!

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Hehe, some people have less interest in such family subjects 😉😂 well thanks for the reminder done with editing 😁 by the way have you met anyone in a shopping mall who has cringe moments in front of you ?😁

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Haha no I haven't, I can't stop imagining how hilarious that could be 😅

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The unknown father for real 🤣😵‍💫 LMAO

hide from their parents and show their feelings in shopping malls.

Ah isn't it's 2022? I'm too innocent that I thought they actually went on shopping mall to do shopping not to stare each other 😵‍💫 Glad I'm single LOL.

As always Komedi Queen ain't coming slow 🦥.

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Hehe you know this is so advanced an era that you can't predict anything. In recent days I predicted the patch that the couple got married 😂 permanent partners but they haven't invited me to the Nikkah ceremony 🤨 !LOL

And these meeting Samad its true incident 😬 thanks to my brother who hasn't suspected me instead keep laughing 😂 I am 🦥 well I have travelled this week so feeling bit change in a new environment.

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This cracked me up so much.

Can you imagine going to the mall to chill and then you meet characters like this, the watch story really made me laugh my ass out and the man who's wife's clothes couldn't fit in..

It was nice you had a change of environment..it gave another picture to this post 😅😅😅

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Haha love or blind or the husbands get blind in case of wives 🤨 research should be done for this lol.

You can't imagine how much my mom gets angry when I tell her about occasions I discovered on each outing 😂 I am always in search of such funny characters and they discover me too 🤣 thanks for the time and words, ❤

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