Men Are Simple-Minded Beings

Hello Hivers! @baby.magic here, back again with another funny story that will surely put a smile on all yo' faces.

So let's get to it.

Simpleton

I saw a video on YT the other day. It was about a group of men pushing a giant boulder on a hill with their feet. The funny thing about it was that someone was actually commentating on it like it was a big sporting event. And there were people watching too.

There were 4 of them attempting to push the rock. Like-minded individuals who saw a giant boulder and thought it would be a great idea to push it off the hill.

And so they did. Little by little they pushed the rock, building the anticipation until the giant boulder rolled off the hill and hit the lake and made a big splash.

It was very fulfilling.

Men are like that. We enjoy the simple things in life. Unlike the opposite sex who are much more complicated. They just like to complicate things. We see a kid who doesn't know how to swim we throw him in the pool or a lake and let him figure it out. Well, maybe give him some pointers while his drowning and fighting for dear life but you get the picture, right?

Women, on the other hand, go through the more complicated process of going to the public swimming pool and hire a swimming coach to teach the kid how to swim.

Now why would you spend money on something that the kid will learn on his own through survival instinct. I just don't get it.

But we do it to avoid a heated discussion with our better half. Another example of how simple-minded we are. Whenever we see a fight looming on the horizon we avoid it by agreeing and giving her cash. We want to have sex with women, we buy her a drink, buy her gifts and problem solved. It's that easy!

But it was a lot easier back in the Stone Age. We hunt for food, bring it back to the cave, make sure your woman has a full stomach and then you fuck her. Back then, you couldn't be charged with rape too so they didn't have a choice.

But like I said, women like to complicate things so they invented the law against rape. Yeah I know some of you might argue that men came up with all these laws but it was women who suggested it. I mean think about it, they understood how valuable their pussies are so they manipulated men to come up with all these laws that will make it more difficult for us to have sex with women.

And the sad part about it is that we all agreed that that's what needs to be done. That's how simple-minded we are that we didn't see the problems that it's gonna cause us in the future.

And now it's too late.

And then women invented courtship making things more complicated. But we do it 'coz in our heads we're only thinking about one thing. And that's to get into their pants. We don't mind taking them into a fancy restaurant or going on a series of date 'coz we're so locked in on our goal. We are hard-wired to do the impossible if in turn we get to have sex with a woman we so greatly desire.

I mean think about it, a caveman would go up against a T-Rex using only a wooden club 'coz when he gets home he knows he's gonna get any pussy he likes.

Everything was so simple back then. But women just had to complicate everything. And they're not done yet. Now they want to be treated like equals. Are you f^cking kidding me? What are they gonna do if a burglar breaks into their house in the middle of the night? Scare them off with a pepper spray?

Men don't realize it but women are taking advantage of the fact that we can't live without their pussies. 'coz that's all we ever think about. And they wanna use that fact to be treated like equals. I don't know about you but that's asking for too much.

What are they gonna ask for next?!

Exactly my point. I don't know the answer to that question either. That's how simple-minded we are. But women know the answer to that question. And they'll only tell us when they've gotten what they want.

I think in the future there will be a religion where women are deemed as the supreme beings. And they'll build churches with the vagina as the object of worship.

I'm just saying man, we gotta do something about it while we still can. We gotta take the power back before it's too late.

And don't say I didn't warn you.

And that's the end of the post.

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