Yes, I am guilty!

Court in session!

Today's court proceedings is for #hiveghana versus Beckyroyal. All rise as we welcome the honourable Judge.

Judge: You may all be seated. Let's hear the plaintiff with the opening remark.

Plaintiff: Thank you your honour. We are gathered here today to determine if the defendant is guilty or not guilty. Your honour, several complaints have been levied against the defendant on her continuous slackness and procastination of duties expected of her.

She has constantly indulged in pleasures that I can term as not being worthwhile and time consuming, resulting in a lakackadiasical front to her main priorities. Your honour, this cannot go on. The sanity of morality and diligence are at stake and these must be saved. I rest for now.

Judge: Does the defendant have anything to say to this this court in view of the plaintiff's remarks. What do you plead to allthe accusations spelled out before this honourable court, guilty or not guilty?

Defendant: I plead guilty your honour. It is true that I regularly indulge in pleasures that steal away my time and presence from doing other weightier matters. I have tried and teied to stop them your honour, but I can't seem to gain mastery over these pleasures.

The first guilty pleasure is eating junk late at night. I know very well that it is bad eating lifestyle to indulge in sugary foods so late at night but I still do even with the risk of constipation or diabetes, I just don't care. I derive joy munching on some chips, chinchin or bread with a bottle of Coca-Cola or fanta to top it up most nights. I throw caution to the wind and go on munching away to my heart's content even as late as 1am.

Second guilty pleasure is reading online romance novels. Your honour, I can't seem to be able ti drop my phone once I come across an interesting story plot. The urge to get to the bottom of the mystery keeps my eyes glued to the screen of my phone irrespective of what I am doing. The only time my eyes gets removed from my screen is when I have to use the loo and in a jiffy, I'm back to reading again. At my place of work, when I don't have a class to lecture, I would always be seen with my phone reading. My mind tells me that I could do other things like marking notes, class assessments and assignments with that time but I don't heed it and the next day, I see that I have heap of books to mark and append..but who can I blame but me.

The third guilty pleasure is binge-watching movies. This is usually on a weekend when I don't have to go to work. Binge-watching movies keeps me indoors from morning till night and I hardly do anything meaningful except to eat of course. Do you know how addictive k-drama series are?. My chores are abandoned for the little ones in the house. I'm sure if they could, they would spank me very well. Too bad I'm the older one so they can't dare to try it, hehe.

So yes, I am guilty of indulging myself in pleaaures that tend to eat up my time and cause me to procastinate on some things plus I hardly have a social life due to these guilty pleasures, as they are always time consuming but I can't help it.

Judge: Having listened to both sides and hearing the defendants honest plea of being guilty. I hereby sentence the defendant to ninety days of less screen time and phone use and no more k-drama series for the whole year. Court is adjourned!

This is my response to week #44 prompt for @hiveghana #weekkyengagement.

Thank you all for reading.. shalom

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How can you not enjoy your time on binge watching movies or reading interesting novels online. But come to think of it, how will one enjoy that late night movie without snacking on chin chin, chips and the rest.

Your honor as the counsel to Beckyroyal, I hereby say that she agreed to being guilty under duress, therefore I push that the charges leveled against her do not hold water, they are null and void. Hehehe.

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Objection sustained!

Thank you my great counsel🤗

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Objection your honor!
How do you expect my client have access her Favourite Web3 platform without her phone.
Your honor, we call for another hearing to allow my client justify herself on how she’s curbing such guilty pleasures!

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Objection sustained!

We will allow the defendant six hours of phone time.

Thank you 😁🤗

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Lol funny but interesting. You are surely guilty of all the charges

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I love the entry pattern to the prompt.
Kudos!

I think I'm a victim of all these too but now, I control them except for food. 😅

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Oh come on!
How could this defendant easily plead guilty without even trying to defend herself?
Hahaha,this was so interesting.
Well done ma’am.

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The defendant did not want stress after all it was true on all counts and it will still remain so in the near future 😂😂😂

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Second guilty pleasure is reading online romance novels

And binge watching movies! So now I know what someone is doing when I am trying to get hold of the Royal Honey!

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😂😂😂, yeah on some weekends but I answer your calls boss boss, you Know that

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hehe a couple of days later you mean once you have finished a book and a few movies...

Now your secret is out 😂

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Haaaa 🤣 those sentences are too much on you. Can you bear it? Hehehe. For someone who binge-watch kdrama series, are you sure you can cope without it for a year? Lol

We are all guilty in these stuff and we can't help ourselves. I don't have a social life too because I am always glued to my phone all day.

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Lol, thank goodness it is fiction.

Thank you so much

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