If I had a Dragon

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If I had a Dragon I'd want it to fly. It will be a red one, with rock-like spikes all over the back and teeth so sharp, you shit yourself when you see it grin.

My Dragon won't be a friendly-looking one, oh no, not by a longshot. It would be one of those fire breathing dragons that stand 1km tall and have feet bigger than your entire state.

My Dragon is intimidating, and when it steps in, it's aura slows down time, and its fiery breathe ironically makes it feel like the cold hands of death are tapping on your shoulders.

Despite being so scary, my Dragon is kind and loving. It uses its massive wings and frame casts a shadow over the entire city, inadvertently providing shade and respite for those toiling under the sun.

It has razor-sharp teeth that you only see when it smiles or supports lumbers/farmers in cutting down trees when the need arises. Then it burns the wood with its fiery breath to give you warmth when the World goes cold.

That would be a pretty awesome Dragon to have you know? It is just a thought anyway.




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You been ingesting mushrooms? Lol.

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this post 100% influenced by alcohol. 😆

So my mind was blank right? Then I just sat in front of my laptop, took three shots of action bitters(43% alcohol concentration) and started typing whatever comes to my head.

Turns out I was thinking about a red dragon that looks dangerous but is actually a sweetheart

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Well bro, it came out pretty well...I want a whole fleet of dragons!

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