NEWSPAPER BROFUND | WEEK 29 | 2023
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BRO & LEGION NEWS
Welcome to the "BRO Newspaper," where we announce with great enthusiasm that we have little to no news for you to tell. Yes, you read that right! We absolutely did our very best to find noteworthy news, but the crypto market seems to stand still for a moment, and that makes our developments also need to come to a standstill, compared to a blogger with a bad internet connection. I'm not too sure about this, but it feels like someone accidentally pressed the "pause" button. Now if you invested in BRO or LEGION, there's nothing to worry about, we're not sitting here doing nothing, except for maybe on a Sunday afternoon.
You may be wondering, "Why is there so little development right now in BRO or LEGION??" For that question, I can assure you that it's a bit like waiting for your grandma to answer a WhatsApp message! Patience is a virtue. But rest assured, our BRO team is not sitting still! We're actively working behind the screens for use cases, and developments and making sure that our project continues to run like a Swiss clockwork.
However, it's not just us. We depend on other projects in which we invested, and not only that, we also depend on enthusiasts like you. Yes, you there, with that coffee in your hand. Together we need to form a LEGION. Gosh, did you ever wonder where our name was coming from? So, if you're still wondering what you can do to help us, remember that spreading the news about our BRO and LEGION team is just as important as spreading memes about cats on the internet! Lol, no I'm not saying that you need to invest. That's the ONE thing I will never tell you, but by spreading the word you also can help a lot! And that's one thing everyone can do!
And let's talk about the infamous "bear market." And now you have to trust me, but I tell you that those bears can hug you very tight at times. Like almost choke you, so tight! We may all be a bit affected by the market, but remember that our projects, BRO and LEGION are still standing strong. And yes, we're freaking proud to say that! So there's some news!
So in short, in this time of crypto calm, let's relax and enjoy the fact that our project is still rock solid as we wait for the crypto market to wake up like a giant dragon from a deep sleep. And while we wait for that we'll stay active and determined to achieve our goals!
NUMBERS DON'T LIE
We all know that BRO holders get Hive dividends every week! Don't worry, it's not a secret code language, it's just very simple. The more BRO you have in your wallet, the higher your share of the dividend pool will be. Of course, everyone likes a graph from time to time, so in this graph, I have made the total dividends per week visible to you. Enjoy!
LGN Divs
It's almost the end of the month, which means that we will have something to look forward to. Our precious LGN divs will arrive in just a few days in our wallets. At least, those juicy divs will arrive in your wallet IF you have your LGN staked! I can't stress it enough ...
If you want to keep receiving those juicy LGN divs, remember to STAKE your LGN.
If you are reading this, and don't own BRO or LGN but also want a piece of the pie, the only thing you need to do is hold BRO and/or Legion in your wallet. Of course, you can buy both tokens from the market.
If your pockets are not that deep, there is also a way to earn them. You can also earn BRO by delegating Hive to @brofi. If you want to earn Legion you can delegate Hive to @stickupcurator.
HOLIDAYS FOR MEN
Last time in the Bro Newspaper we already talked about vacation, and I think we need to do that again this week. So for those who still have to get a holiday ... Here I have popped up a few more ideas that you can do anywhere in the world without having to rob a bank.
"Macholympic Games"
Host an Olympic-style backyard competition or local park with humorous events geared to overly masculine stereotypes. Events may include "Grill Master Challenge" (who can cook the best hot dogs or burgers), "Lawn Mower Race" (racing lawnmowers), "Toilet Seat Toss" (similar to a discus throw), and "Dad Joke Battle" (see who can come up with the best/worst dad jokes). And I am convinced that you can think of even more that fits perfectly in this atmosphere.
"Retro Video Game Adventure"
You could organize a retro video game-themed scavenger hunt in your town or city. Hide nostalgic video game items or props (such as Pac-Man ghosts or Mario power-ups) in various locations and make up clues or riddles for participants to follow. For the first person or team to find all the items and solve the riddles, you can make something fun available like a crazy trophy or a playful title like 'King of Pixels'.
"Beard & Mustache Parade"
Are there many men here with beards or mustaches? You might worship the male facial hair! Do this, for example, with a humorous parade dedicated to beards and mustaches. Have a contest with your friends and family and decorate your own beards/mustaches, or wear a fake beard or mustache. Hold a fashion show for the most creative, outrageous, and bizarre facial hair creations. And of course, you end this with a great party. The first prize could be a free visit to the local barber.
And since we still seem to be in the holiday mood, the blog challenge will remain open for another 2 weeks longer.
BLOG CHALLENGE
What does your ideal men's holiday look like?
Write a blog about how your ideal men's holiday should be, and have a chance to win 10 LGN!
Don't forget to put a link to your blog in the comments here, AND use the tags #mancave and #mensholiday
We also decided to up the price a bit. In the next newspaper, in 2 weeks, we'll find out who participated and who all win 15 LGN.
WHO ARE THOSE DRAGONS
Today we finally got it done. Finally, one of BRO's fiercest dragons had time to sit down for a little interview. He had to run after a 2-year-old in between, but the infamous @trumpman finally answered some burning questions. He is known for not mincing words and wearing his "asshole" badge with pride. He's the kind of guy who takes honesty to a whole new level.
But don't be fooled by the tough exterior, because behind it lies a man of unwavering loyalty, someone who stands 100% behind the people and projects that are close to his heart. He's got Ray, BRO, and HIVE coursing through his veins, and he'll defend them all with every ounce of his being.
A true friend to all and a blockchain legend, @trumpman is a man you would want in your corner. His quirky sense of humor and unique outlook on life makes him stand out from the crowd, and if you can look past all the shenanigans, you'll discover the genius that lies within.
So let's get ready to chat and discover the man behind the Dragon. The one and only @trumpman. Get ready to laugh and get ready to think.
1.) If you could be any fictional character, who would you be and why?
Wolverine, cause he's badass, or Gimly 😂
2.) If you could eliminate one thing from your daily life, what would that be, and why?
My kids. Just for a couple of days though 😇
3.) If you could bring back one extinct animal, which one would that be, of course, we want to know why?
Spinosaurus. Cause who wouldn't want to witness the biggest carnivorous dinosaur?
4.) What is the craziest dream you´ve ever had?
Well, it was in a time I had a shit ton of stress due to personal reasons. During that time I suffered a lot from sleep paralysis and false awakenings or whatever it's called. One time I got trapped in such a loop, and I "woke up" at least 20-30 times before finally waking up. I thought I was fucking trapped in the loop forever. Heh. Maybe I still am.
5.) If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only have three things, what would those things be and why?
Three genie lamps will do.
6.) What made you decide to go all in with us BROs and how do you see the future for BRO and Legion?
Ray seemed like an honest fella and I had some money to burn. So I put some, and he kept delivering and giving me good ROI so I kept buying. Atm, I have about 2k coins, after giving about 100 as a gift here and there. As long as Ray loses some fat and doesn't have a heart attack I think the future is bright
7.) What would be the most important thing you’d want to say to everyone here on Hive?
Treat hive more like a savings account you want to grow instead of a cow to milk. Socialize and have fun, not just suck whale dick although that's important too. Investing in some HIVE when you begin your first steps isn't necessary but will accelerate your growth a lot.
If there’s anything you want to shill to the BROs and everyone out here on Hive, go ahead! Here’s your chance to do so.
I have shilled bro a shit ton of times on my blog and have even onboarded 2 dragons, 3 if I count my wife. So I will skip this time.
Aah misread the question, Doge cum inu? Nah, just kidding. No, nothing this time.
None of the answers given by the Dragons can be considered financial advice. Always do your own research!
I hope you all enjoyed meeting @trumpman, and Trumpman thanks for a nice chat!
HIVE RELATED NEWS
Ah, the summer sun is slowly setting, but fear not, my fellow Hivers, for the party of the year is upon us! In just two short months, the vibrant shores of Rosarito, Mexico will be alive with the sound of laughter, networking, and all things Hive! And something extra special to get you all excited for this social event: is the brand new Hivefest promotional video!
Whether you're counting down the days until September 22 or you're just in the mood for some tropical vibes, this video is your one-way ticket to paradise. Surf into the world of Hivefest with this video and experience the exciting energy that can be waiting for you in Rosarito!
Even if you can't make it in person, the promo video brings the spirit of Hivefest straight to your screen. Hopefully, the Hivefest will also be streamed live soon so that everyone can dance along to the tropical sounds anywhere in the world.
Regardless of whether you are already preparing yourself for the party of your life, or just want to enjoy a tropical view on a gloomy dark day. Grab that sombrero, sit back, and feast your eyes on this sizzling promo video!
CRYPTO NEWS
Of course, there is a lot more news regarding the crypto world. Every week I will highlight some interesting news for you.
Caitlin Long: The Fed Has Become an 'Unmovable Mountain' - Decrypt
BRICS Emerges As New Global Powerhouse, US Dollar Faces Uncertain Future - Benzinga
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I sure had fun reading the answers of the Dragon himself.
"Toilet Seat Toss" (similar to a discus throw)" That reminds of something we used to do in the Clan MacDude - surf board toss, caber tossing rules applied, after all we were the Scottish Beach Bums. Another Clan MacDude game was "Fizzball"; a pitcher tosses a can of (very cheap beer that no one wants to drink) to the batter who has to hit it. If he misses it three times, it's a strikeout and the batter has to drink the well shaken can of beer. The bat could be anything from a conventional bat to a cast iron frying pan.