5 minutes to make myself happy

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Don't mind my title, i know it is 5 minutes of shopping, many people derive joy from shopping, it is another way to make oneself happy.... When you are sad, just go on a buying spree, i wish i can do this but it is only for the mega rich ones... So count me out of a buying spree😁...

Imagine going out and coming back with a lamborghini, money can't buy happiness but it can buy things that can make you happy, you can even create a world of happiness for yourself if you have enough money for it...

Time has always been endless but we are not, in every stages of life, time count for us and most time we realize we do not have enough time to enjoy life, love the people we love and engage in our passion.... All we can do is make use of the time we got well....

If i am to go shopping and pick whatever i like within 5 minutes, i already know what i am buying, but if after reading the topic and you start pondering on how you can use 5 minutes to pack all the things in the whole supermarket, you will end up picking something you don't need and you would have wasted 5 minutes of opportunity...

I like to be uncomfortably comfortable

Am i weird? is this normal? are there people who also love this?
Have you ever like to put yourself in an uncomfortable position only to derive pleasure in looking for a way to make yourself comfortable in such uncomfortable moment?

For an instant, when i want to sleep, I could turn on the ceiling fan, standing fan and Ac and end up covering my whole body with a blanket because i could not bear the cold but i love it and sleep better under the blanket......

Why did i have to turn on every thing when i could not bear the cold? that is a good example of loving to be uncomfortably comfortable😁

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If i am giving 5 minutes to loot the super market

  • Air conditioner: This is the first thing i am going to pick, i am someone who can't bear cold but i love to be in cold places....A.c is quite expensive nowadays as they are selling for 100 000 naira and above, so it is worth picking

  • Refrigerator: I would pick this next, cold water/drinks affect me alot but it doesn't change the fact i love taking cold things, may what we love not eventually get us killed👀

  • Big generator: This is one of the things needed to survive in Nigeria, as our government don't want the light to finish so they are giving us small small, the generator is what we rely on....

  • Tv, Ps game, speaker, dvd player: Lastly i will pick these things, if you are wondering if i would be able to get all this things i mentioned within 5 minutes, yes it is very possible and the reason is not far fetched..

Everything on my list are gadget and you can be sure to find them in the gadget section of the supermarket so i can easily pick them...

All i picked here should be more than half a million, this is something nice to loot for 5 minutes!

Another scenario

If i am allowed to pick more than one of a particular item, i will just pick 10 Air conditioner😁, i can sell 9 out of it and use the funds i get to visit the super market another day to buy all the other things and even more🤣

Just call me Burl.

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Congratulations you have looted successfully😂😂😂😂

That Generator is a must have. We have not seen light for three days now. I don't know how developed country like Nigeria will be suffering from such. Its crazy

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When evil people rules, there is a tendency to be darkness everywhere 😁

It doesn't look like anything is going to change, not even in the next ten years, we just need to adapt, improvise and control the situation by any other means... Gen has been saving us from darkness for a long time now 😃

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I will be back to read it because I can see you went rogue in the shopping mall lol

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I saw this challenge. I want to write about this too but I don't have enough time as by sunset I won't use my mobile phone anymore as I would love to take a rest.ni will be back tomorrow sunset and the initiative will be due.

Anyway i am laughing as you choose big appliances to get for 5 minute shopping. If I have given a chance I would go and get rice, milk and diaper as if I have a baby hehehehe. But if thinking like I get many and sell the other in the next day, I would surely get mobile phone as it is easy to carry and I can get many and one mobile phone if being sold can buy some appliances you have mentioned, hehehe.

Sometimes it's good to imagine some things that us smile for a while.

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no you would still meet up by tomorrow, it depends on your time though, what says your time right now?

you have made a wise decision if you re going to empty their phone gallery 🤣

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I just came back from a Sabbath rest. It's 6:27 in the evening right now of Saturday.

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the prompt will end in 11 hours time, so if you can do it before sleeping, you will meet up

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Oh I haven't done it, we went to my brother's place last night after dinner. Thanks. Maybe next time I can join if the topic is food for me.

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Ahn you want to rob the whole store😂 okay is so right

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Typical guys shopping list, gadgets! gadgets!! gadgets!!, looter of the century, his will you carry them though? If you are to move them to the cashier yourself too hehe

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we live for that😃

To carry them? easy peasy, i will carry them one by one ofcourse that is after the time is up though, first of all i just need to separate them from the other goods in the first five minutes

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Ha kilode 🤣
You have successfully loot the supermarket ke abi what is remaining there
Shey you don't want someone like me to see anything to buy in the supermarket again ni

Anyways we all know what we want and I guess that's all what you need so go for it bro

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being a female, i would assume you would go for Food or laptop? i didn't touch any of those, so you still have a lot to loot too😃

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Refrigerator: I would pick this next, cold water/drinks affect me alot but it doesn't change the fact i love taking cold things, may what we love not eventually get us killed

Lol , this is me..

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may God keeps protecting us😁

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the title is misleading my man lol.
and going back to your 5 minutes loot i think that the problem is with transporting the itmes before the 5 minutes mark :)

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they didn't say we have to transport it out immediately, i do watch shows like that and most people do use cart to get those things and when time is up, they will stop

so it is kinda same just that am not using cart, instead i will carry the things i want and separate them from the rest of the goods, when time is up, i find a way to carry my loot out of the super market😃

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Which kind looter is this
Haaa! Fear God oo 😂🤣🤣
Kilode burl
Daytime robber ... haha 😂
Your imagination no go kill u

Let me go and pack my invisible bags of rice and baby food 🏃🏃🏃🏃

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🤣🤣if i am going to loot then i should loot big

wait o, you will carry only food?👀 at the end it wont be upto 100k thing you will be able to carry

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Hahaha 😂 o
I know what I need at the moment
There may not be time to loot other items

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I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣I was waiting for this comment...
I know your own will be food.
Life of a mother 🤣🤣🤣🤣leme rush to Ur page

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Hahaha 🤣 😂😂😂😂
Yesoo babe

Mumny I am hungry 🤣, what will I give them to have my peace if not food 😂😂

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This man!! 10 ac?? 😂. What else will others loot? 😂. So you will go and sell those ones and come back as a loyal customer and buy the mall itself 😂.

Nice strategy from you for the five minutes 😂. I thought you will pack food items 😂

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🤣 wisdom is needed to loot big

i would really love that 10 ac own, no stress at all, buyers already available cos i am definitely selling at a discount , and who doesn't like discount😁

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Simple and direct.
But how will you carry it?
Or, you'll just walk into the department and start doing "touch and follow?"😂

Meanwhile, there's no need to stress yourself this way. Just carry the mall on your head and be going to your house. Shikena! E no hard 😣

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it is pretty simple
I can single handedly carry any one of those things at a time, oh well except the refrigerator, but then i will have to go for the smaller size which i can carry...

Here is how it goes

one minute to pick the game, dvd, and tv and speaker, and i just need to take them out of where they place them and it becomes mine so no need to carry them to the cashier immediately

less than a min to carry the ac

less than a min to drag the gen lol

less than a min to carry the small refrigerator

which means i still have like one more minute to pick some smal small things, quite easy i will say😁

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See how he has planned out everything.
Nobody should allow you participate in this game in their mall o😂
You don't even plan to take much... Awwn 😀

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hmmm! are you sure you can take all these things within 5 minutes

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all these things you mentioned are just 7 things and like 3 of it is very easy to pick, the other 4 can be picked within less than a minute so i am up to the task

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Half a million? You really tried oh! This is nice. At least it will take you for a very long time.
Thanks for sharing.

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those gadgets will last years😊

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Yes dear. If only it was not fictional. But we believe in miracle.

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Your definition of uncomfortably comfortable is what killed me in this post lol and I love it so much lol, putting on ac, ceiling fan, standing fan and still covering your body with blanket lol... Funny lol...

I would take more than this bro lol and whereas they don't have to carry it out immediately, you just have to be telling them to mark it and at the end of it 4 million is gone lol.. Is that not crazy lol..

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😂😂😂😂
Wisdom no go kill you

So after looting them, you'll still take reserves so you could come back and patronise them officially with the excesses

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Smart move.... The looter himself.

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Calm down burl😂😂😂. Its free shopping you want to do they didn't say you should come and spend all their money 😂😂

Like you just mention out big big things😂. How will you even carry all these in 5 mintues😏

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🤣🤣🤣🤣hall hail the looter
10what?????
Leme reserve my comments.
But I wish this topic just come to reality for me ....Ur own is even modest.

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