DISCOVERING YOUR FOODIE-ISM

No one likes to go hungry.
Irrespective of how broke, man must eat. I believe that hunger makes a man act a baby sometimes. You'd be shocked at the behavior of some persons when they go hungry.

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Below are a few I confirmed...

Cry

You'll think only babies do this but nah, adults, full-grown adults do

Sleep

This is pro my dad. I noticed that whenever he's fasting -ans that's like the only time he lets himself go hungry- he sleeps a lot. He could sleep from sunset to sundown. But on days of not fasting, you'll hear him say words like, "I'm very hungry here. My leg cannot carry my head".

Yawn

These ones would want to swallow the house. Every second, they're opening their large mouths like they could eat up a house. Uncultured lot.

Talk

These ones cannot afford to be alone in time of hunger. Small hunger, you'll see the storytelling side of them..."chur chur chur" Even a typewriter cannot compete.

Angry

Whoever said " a hungry man is an angry man" is not incorrect. Very little things iritate these ones. If you're close to them, sorry for you. Cause, if you talk, problem. If you sneeze, problem. Even if you breath, problem.

Now, some of you would go through that list and not find your hunger-behaviour, and that's alright. I must have missed out on some. Tell me which.
Meanwhile, I have seen so many brag about them being non-foodies, people j know that eat like it's their last meal ever.

Being helpful as I always am, I have come up with a list that tells you I you're one or not. Help yourself...

•You comfortably eat in your dream.
You're such a foodie that even in your dreams, you eat anything, everything and at any place without the fear that your village people are the ones feeding you. You even go as far as asking for extra plate. You that has never requested extra sheet during exam.

•You spend your last cash on food. You'd rather go broke than hungry.

•You know what you are going to eat on Friday evening from Monday. You never want to be caught hungry or give hunger the opportunity to show you shege, so you plan your meals for Monday through Friday.

•You know the menu and price list of every restaurant that has your favourite dishes in your area. You know every meal and the days they serve them. What's left is for you to have the chef on speed dial. Infact, once you step into at restaurant, the workers there start to hail you and you don't need to go and place your order. They already know what you'd be having.

•All eat all the time. When you're angry, you eat. You're happy, you eat. You're bored, you eat. Your motto is 'in everything, eat food'. Your stomach doesn't have opening or closing time. Every time is food time for you. Fitfam has nothing on you.
You'll say you want to study or work at midnight but five minutes in, you find yourself in the kitchen trying to prove your studies by mixing things for your mouth.

•Your friends come to your house to eat. Whatever the food; from jollof rice to pounded yam to eba to coleslaw, you have it. Your friends are certain to come to your house and find food. If you're in this last group, then you're a member of the Food basket of the nation committee.

What do you think of this.
I know you find it helpful. I always do noble, you need not tell me.

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