I like Ass but....

A rare photo of two gems

Well, I had been really looking for uplifting content and boobies were the first thing that came to my mind...Well, ass and boobies and it's pretty great how these two have really been at the front and back of everything nice in this world. If you're going to be overly mature I think you shouldn't read this, because I think it's time to shove that maturity out the door because we're about to talk about real life issues.

Humanity has gone through ages of wars, some which has threatened to tear us down and leave us very flat. But the silicones came to the rescue acting as a support to life is back to our former glory, though temporary, it's work in saving lives can very well be appreciated. But then another war still brews in the background threatening to destroy humanity for ever. It is...

The war between ass and boobs

Personally for me, the only job I have always enjoyed was a good boob job and it always gave me second option whenever I felt there was none. But a lot of people have come out to say that the ass is a lot more pleasurable than the boob and I'm sure they have their reasons, some of which I can say wholeheartedly are full of shit but then everyone has their preferences and we can as well respect them instead making a mess out of things.

But not withstanding that I'll still go on to give a well detailed paragraphic article on why the Boob is much more enjoyable than the ass. I promise you that after reading this you'll see reason and would be forced out of that hole you're trapped in and would be forced to see the light hanging between two poles.

Boobs or Nothing!

Boobs has to be one of the best creations of God to man and you can only wonder what the origin of the word is. The "B" is the aerial view, "oo" has to be the frontal view and "b" is the side view. No wonder wherever you look at it from it still brings out that strong desire in you.

Apart from being beautiful there's so much you can learn from boobs about friendship that no one would tell you but you'll have to discover yourself. Boobs are very close to your heart and they're actually there with you through thick and thin, something the ass wouldn't do.

Think about it!

Boobs also are the window to a man's soul. Give a dose in the morning and another dose in the night and he'll love you forever. Just so you know, women have nipples to create suckers out of men and men sure love being suckers!

Boobs also could be eaten in different forms. There's pear shaped boobs, chestnuts, oranges, mangoes, apples ( I'm pretty sure that was what brought Adam back to his senses) and any type you would want to think of, there's certainly no way that you'd go hungry with them around.

Apart from that, boobs are loved by all, both kids and grown ups can't get enough of them. I could be trapped in an island and live off boobs because I don't need nobody except my breast friend.

Booby s traps are the most dreaded weapons in the world because the moment you let them loose they can wreck havoc and you could die of so much anxiety if you're not careful. Boobies love to be treated right, treat them right and they'll treat you right and their iden-titties
would leave you in shock everytime.

And lastly, the existence of boobs proves one out of many things, that guys can actually focus on two things at once and never get tired.

To ass lovers

I know a lot of you would say Jesus rode an Ass when he entered jerusalem but then look what happened to him later, he got crucified! Nothing good actually comes with the ass that's why gey dudes still prefer the ass hole to anything else.

Stay woke kings and join the winning side because the boob always comes in two's.

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