My dog and my girlfriend

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Hey guys welcome to my youtube channel my blog, it's your favorite blogger here again, and this time after thinking for a long time and watching a chinese anime, and listening to the uncontrolled cry of my neighbor's child and after watching my brother's sister talking to her second boyfriend, I decided it was the right time to make an entry to this week's COM.

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What you're about to read is the story of what transpired between my girlfriend and my caucasian dog Bruno. I must warn you though, it's not a pleasant story and it's actually a very disgusting one. So I'm begging you, please don't read this to the end because you might not be able to sleep this night.

I warned you

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So it started on a stormy night......

Stormy??.. Really?? You're one hell of a liar, it hasn't rained over here in a while.

c'mon steven! Don't interrupt me!..I'm trying to create a nice and cool atmosphere here.

Ok, knock yourself out... cool atmosphere dude!

ohhh just shut up steven!!

Sigh, sorry about that, pretend you didn't hear that little episode..

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So like I was saying it was a cold stormy night and for the first time in a while I was feeling cold and lonely and my dog Bruno didn't give a damn about how I felt. He was curled up on the couch watching Beauty and the Dog, with a pop corn by his side and a warm towel across his neck, and a big satisfying smile across his face.

Our dog sure knows how to have a good time

Arghhhh...😤😤

I took out my phone and dialed Gina's number asap. There was no way I was going to spend the night in this state. She picked up and we had a cozy conversation for a while. We talked, called, video called and even went on to watch a movie together through the phone. It felt like I was falling in love again.

You're one sorry ass of a m*dafucker my friend.

if you interupt me one more time stephen, I'll shut you out forever!!!

How dare you threaten me James? You need me as much as I need you!!

Need you?..How??!! I'm the one with the body

and I'm the one with the brains, clearly...

The brain can't work without the body you dimwit!!!

I don't need your fat ass body any longer James!! Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately??.. you're fat, and ugly!

well, I am you and you is me

James... I'm sorry, you know we don't always have to be like this

😩 I know Steven, you're my sugar bunny

my crappy paddy

my mooch mooch..

my googoo gaagaa

my titty tatt. .......

Wait, Steven!! we just left Bruno with Gina!!.

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