Lying can be contagious like yawning.

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Students don't go to school to only learn how to read and write. They are also taught morals. A child that lacks discipline barely has a space to prove his/her intelligence, because no one would condone indiscipline. As good as it is to teach good morals, some teachers are encouragers of lies. Our English teacher would tell us never to tell lies. She hates lairs. But she's the greatest liar of all time. Biology teachers are the most trustworthy of all teachers. When they teach, they are straightforward. They have evidence for everything they teach. When they explain puberty, they show examples. When they talk about plants and animals, we see them around us. All biology teachers will never go to hell fire, but you see all English teachers, gosh! I would be disappointed to see any of them in heaven with me

How can Mrs. Jude tell us to write a letter to our father in Canada, when she's fully aware that our dad's are in the village. What is she trying to teach us? She would tell us to just cook up lies in our story to have a lengthy essay. Her doctrines contradict her ways of life. As for me, I addressed the letter to my father in the village. I wouldn't lie, because it's not part of what the school, my family, and the society approves. She failed me though, I don't give a damn. God will mark my external exam

Please I have a question? If An English teacher marries a lawyer, what would be the outcome of their offsprings? Only a biology teacher would tell the truth, and that's the final answer. They give birth to bunch of liars. Hell + fire= Hell fire

There's something I discovered about some hivers. They would read the conclusion of your post, and comment as if they read the entire blog. Oga, it's not by force to comment on my post. Commenting on people's posts shouldn't be done because it's mandated by the community. Try to be sincere. We comment to support and show love, and also for the growth of the community, as well as creating a circle of friends. I wrote a fictional blog about my dying mother that later died, and this guy came from nowhere with a comment that made me hit my head on the wall as if I should grab him out from the screen. His reply was

"Sorry, may the spirit of your mum go straight to heaven. We are all going to die one day. She has gone, safe journey mama"

He designed the message as if it was my real mum. The way I attacked him, he quickly deleted the comment. If he read the piece, he wouldn't give such a comment. Of course he realized his fault, and adjusted. You see, my English teacher has impacted me with lies. This didn't happen. I just wanted to spice up my content a little. But truth be told, I had an encounter like twice where the comment does not correlate with the message of my content. It's disgusting if you ask me

God has bestowed upon me one spirit that exposes my wrong doings. If others are stealing groundnuts from Mama Chioma's shop successfully all the time, my first operation would go wrong. I would be caught. If my classmates are making noise, no teacher would enter to punish them, but when it's my turn, you would see Mr. Kola beckoning at me from the staff room. It's the day I would steal meat from the pot that my dad that doesn't stay at home, would be the one to catch me. No matter how smart I pull the stunt, nature must outsmart me

Maybe all these didn't happen either. Maybe I cooked up all these. Which ever way, Credit to my English teacher

No matter how interesting a content is, if it has no views, it's not of interest. That's why I would always appreciate everyone reading my piece. Thanks a lot. And note that I've repented. From now on, it's truth all the way

Thanks for reading,

This is ckole the laughing gas

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English teacher are the one's that test students intelligent the most, every English exams that I wrote, I always put myself together to accept whatever lies would come in the exams, they expect you to have another father in Canada 😂😁

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They are something else. I just read @jessicaossom's story, and it was a big test of intelligence. How I wish my dad was in Canada 😂

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Your reflections on teachers and the amusing tales had me nodding along and even chuckling.

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Congratulations on your blog's 1st anniversary!

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Your reflections on teachers and the amusing tales had me nodding along and even chuckling.

That means you could relate 😀. Thanks a lot for reading through.

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I made you think, sorry...It's part of the humor here hehe.
About that guy you mentioned too, maybe he misread, or misunderstood, or read only the concluding part like you said....Sorry hehe

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Now, I understand. 😀. And you have have a point there, but he deleted his comment after all. Hahaha. Thanks.

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