Old Man Noises

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Hi fellow Silvers,

Today I wanted to laugh at things that creep up on us!

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Old Man Noises

The other day while doing some cleaning and other things around the house, I sadly came to the realization that I was doing something without even knowing it...

I noticed that every so often I’m making old man noises LOL

You know the noises, little grumbles or things like hmphhhehfhmpph when we are trying to do something. I was just sitting there and made this soft and low harumph type thing and I don't even know why I happened to notice I was doing it but I did and I was pretty upset lol. Not for the fact that I knew I was doing it for a while but it seemed to be part of the natural progression of being a man and getting older.

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Now I'm not in the category of middle aged or above yet but I am certainly proudly born before the 2000's even started, how far back will be a guess of the imagination. I will say that I did indeed grow up before the internet and quite fondly remember connecting to it for the very first time via AOL then Walmart internet among others, but I don't think I'm at the age yet where I thought I would be making those noises hahaha.

It's an interesting thing to think about for me though, I remember my friends grandfather quite well and fondly, as grumpy as the guy was, he was one that would always make those old man noises as he was walking around the house or the yard! It used to crack me up, naively thinking that I would take many decades to get to a point where that was going to happen. The many decades apparently wasn't long enough hahaha. I apparently start making those noises right about now, starting within the last year or so I would reckon.

I don't entirely mind it because obviously I need to make the noises for one reason or another. Getting up from the table? Give yourself a "humph" and a push of your knee to get up! Getting up off the floor? Give yourself an even bigger "harumph" to get up. It's funny now that I'm looking back on it and I'm sure my son laughs in his mind when he see's me doing those things, or I've been doing it for so long that it's just completely normal to him lol.

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The pictures included here may be more along the lines of me feeling the age LOL I know I shouldn't but the old man noises that emanated from me kinda made me feel sad! Lol. I was certainly hoping for a few more years before that type of stuff started :D

I'm sure that if I asked my wife she'd be able to roll her eyes and say yeah you've been making old man noises for "x" number of years now. I guess I should be a proud old man!

One thing I'm holding onto is that I'm not going grey yet! I've grown a full bear for the first time in my life and although it's not really big yet, it's big enough that you can clearly see the brown hairs everywhere and I don't see any grey's yet. Score in that regard hahaha so not too old just yet! :D

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I AM actually old enough to be going silver and I'm ok with that. So many never get the chance. Sure things are different and I recognize things in myself that remind me of "old peoples".... .it just manages to make me laugh. I'm much more into comfort than style, especially at home, so if you drop in by surprise, no telling how you'll see me dressed, but you can bet it will be comfortable ! Who cares ???

I've been right proud of myself that as things change, mostly physically, I have seemed to be able to adapt the way I do things to fit where I am right now.

I have lived alone so long, it is really no telling what all I do, sounds I make, things I say out loud.... yep.... I'm fitting right in with my times ! 😂

Love your photos with all the beautiful fall colors.

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Thanks for stopping by! Ya most things are about comfort and utility when we are in our own house that's for sure. I've tried to shift to wearing jeans around the house instead of sweat pants or pajamas though. I was noticing if I was in those I would tend to end up eating more or unhealthy and then when I went to put on my jeans they would be really tight hahaha. Now I wear the jeans and it is a mental reminder to not eat that extra yogurt etc.

Sorry to hear you're living alone, I don't look forward to those days but I'm hopeful it wasn't something awful for you. Indeed when we are alone for a day or two who knows what's going to happen! Lol

The New England fall colors are some of my favorite pictures as well! Enjoying them while we are still in the area.

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ha ha ... I'd definitely need new jeans now. Makes sense to use them to help keep you conscious about your eating habits.

I've been on my own for 25 years now, well, on the 15th of April of this year. Although in my older age, it's not that I think it is the ultimate situation really, but I am used to it now and don't consider it a bad thing mostly. It does have it's perks... and it's inconveniences for sure.

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Oh juss wait...

It gets better.

When You hit my age.

My borderline tourette syndrome has now progressed to cussing back at my initial outbursts as if answering a question with more profanity🤬😡🤬... Lmao

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(Sound alert profanity warning for your Lil Man.!)

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Hahah ya I’ve tried to tamp down the swearing but mostly because of the little man but if I’m fixing the car or something then there’s no guarantees it won’t start!

I remember the Tourette from that movie lol haven’t thought about that in a long time lol

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Old man noises. 😂 I'm going to need to pay attention to see if I do that. I know for a fact that sometimes I'll take a deep breath which is misrepresented as a sigh, then I'll be asked what's wrong. I'm just breathing! 🤣

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Hahah ya I hear you on the breathing! I’ve done that a little bit myself too. It feels good to take a good one!

Now that you’re paying attention to it I bet you’ll find yourself making them here and there lol

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Old man noises!! Oh how I laughed, I sing this to myself whenever I make them.... "Old man noises...."

My wife laughs... I'm around the same age as you I think...

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Ya I think we are the same age group lol

It’s funny to think of for sure lol but a reality that for whatever reason we just make noises as we get older! I’ve started to talk to myself a bit too lol the things they don’t tell ya when you get past 21!

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Ha ha, ya I have been known to mutter things to myself from time to time!! It's official, we're ancient!!

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Hehe! lol. I think I don't do old woman noises so far. At least, not that I've noticed. But I better not ask my husband. 😂
But gray hair yes, I have had it for quite some time;)

Thank you for posting on Silver Bloggers:)

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