The two of us who eat Chinese style: one day "chi" and one day not

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The man seemed quite concentrated reading the newspaper in a corner of the kitchen. Then the wife asked:

Roberto, what does the newspaper say?

He says something quite strange and unusual.

What thing?

The government has discovered acts of administrative corruption. In a ministry even the cat was stolen.

Oh. That is not possible!

If the government affirms it, it is because it is true. The president does not tell lies.

And now what do you plan to do?

Well, they already put the most suspicious ones in jail.

And the minister?

No. They kind of see the minister's face as a saint, because they don't put him in prison at all.

It must be that he is innocent.

Of course. It's just that it's clear on his face how innocent the man is.

It must be that the employees had a grudge against him.

They had more dislike for other people's money, because they didn't peel them.

And how much did they scrape?

Three billion green.

But what brave people.

It is that although it seems strange, Felicia, there are people who are not satisfied with eating pure sticks almost every day, like us.

Don't embarrass them. Three billion… And why so much billullo?

It is for the same reason that I tell you. They are people who do not like riding the bus or riding in kennels like us; they ride in ferraris and super trucks.

And won't it give them remorse if they harm thousands of people with that?

No, Felicia. They feel more remorseful if they start living like the idiots of us. They are lively by nature.

And will it be that now those corrupt are going to return the money they scraped?

I warn you, chirulí.

Roberto, if they return the money, they will surely increase the amount of the bonuses.

The donkey thinks one thing and the one who drives it another, woman. The president should put in the ministries only competent, honest people who defend the poor, because that is what abounds in his party.

It's true. Now I imagine that his popularity, which reaches 99%, is going to collapse.

And out there on the street there are some women who are pestering him and calling him anything but pretty. Those old ladies don't have hair on their tongues.

In any case, the man looks tougher than sancocho de gallo. It is because he is too good people. That is true that not a half of public money has been stolen.

Yes. Thanks to that everything works perfect. For example, the module of the neighborhood inside of here very close looks like a mini clinic. The bad thing is that it has been covered with forest for a long time because no one works there.

It's just that almost everything is cool. Well, except for the two of us who eat Chinese style: one day chi and one day no.