儀式感的一天

今天這種大日子,拉仔一大早就興高采烈的跟同事們祝賀了。須知,拉仔的女同事們幾乎都是單身的。也不知為何,好像這個行業的女性大部份都婚姻失敗,有得則選擇自由。

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一輪祝賀以後,第一個回覆信息的竟然是劉同事。劉同事是個高個子,年齡也是我們一班同事中最大的一個,不過還是個“小女孩”。她在群裡跟拉仔道謝,說其實不知道什麼是520🤣也不怪她。都是香蕉人啊。外面黃皮膚,裡面的肉是白的。受英文教育的,又怎麼知道520的諧音呢?

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拉仔心就是很野的,還不趁機會吃豆腐。馬上在群裡回覆說,叫劉同事等我回去親口對她說520是什麼意思。這時,平時很可愛的美麗同事忽然出絕招了。發了個她朋友男票發紅包5200的憑證,然後在群裡說叫拉仔不用說了,行動比較實際😅

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這事的劉同事馬上被“提醒”了,所以馬上也換了姿態,叫拉仔馬上轉賬來表現愛意了。等拉仔回去辦公室,大家已經在嘻嘻哈哈的笑拉仔騙不到女孩了。這個當然,拉仔也只不過是趁機會撩妹。然後幾個人也開始聊起來,到底是那個死鬼開始這些儀式感的日子啦。

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午飯時也是幾個一起去餐館,同樣的看著大家一對一對的,我們都好羨慕別人呢。餐館也爆滿,我們跟一對母女搭台吃午飯,有小孩在,我們也不好意思意思說那些色色的話題了🤣 520嘛?今晚可不是會有很多事發生?結果,跟女同事們鬼混了一天,啥子都沒做到,還得開夜班。回到家都很遲了,母老虎也沒注意到是520,今天可說是順利躲過了。不過想起來,拉仔可不是每個月都慶祝了?家用呢?



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5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

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呵呵,我这样很有意义哟!开开心心过完每一天👍👍

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謝謝瑪麗。這些節日已經被嚴重商業化,其實已經沒有什麼真正意義,除了花錢。

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What catches my attention the most is the cell phone , let me explain , nowadays the cell phone is even at lunchtime , but here there is nothing more to say , it is already a necessity , it can even be used when we want to isolate ourselves from others .
A hug

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Thanks for noticing. I know that problem happened since a year ago. What can I say, wife allows it, and now tell me I should stop it. I have never agree to let kids have a device at the dining table.

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