有沒有還很好用的二手貨

那天老虎閨蜜聚餐,母老虎友人在開玩笑,問母老虎和姐妹們是否有二手腦公或二手男朋友不要的或者是用膩了但是還很好用的,想要借來用一下。如果好用不介意繼續用🤣拉仔雖然身經百戰,還是忍不住噴了🤣🤣🤣

看看我們看看現實,還真的沒幾個第一次就修成正果的例子。拉仔身邊其實沒有幾個女性朋友,有的幾乎都是離過婚的,已經看破紅塵的。或者是,還沒結婚的高齡玉女。別誤會,拉仔沒說她們不好,我的朋友們幾乎都是一級美女。不說的也不知道她們都有過前一段姻緣,有一個更離譜,跟女兒在一起簡直是兩姐妹一般。不知她是說笑還是講真的,有一次她帶一個差不多可以搭上的男票,約了女兒去吃飯,覺得有必要跟對方交待自己有個女兒,結果…結果就沒有結果了🤣友人說以後結婚了才告訴對方有個女兒🤣

這裡記載一下友人事後不愉快問拉仔,男人到底是怎麼啦?不能有那麼大個女兒嗎?不是省了不必他養嗎?有誰沒試過年少無知啊?拉仔還給她開了個玩笑,不是不能要二手貨,問題是你都可以抱孫了🤣🤣🤣是男票接受不了從單男直接升級祖父吧🤣結果,玩笑開得太大,惹毛了友人,給我冷暴力了幾個星期。

言歸正傳,不管什麼身份,新貨還是二手貨,男女是永遠不能平等的。不是處女值錢的問題,是一個人對於愛情價值觀和肉體價值觀的重視度。為什麼傳統單男那麼喜歡處女?其實,那個只是一廂情願的希望對方沒有被別個男人碰過。試問,你又怎麼證明你是處男?拉仔幾年級已經學會借老爸辦公桌上的比基尼女模日曆去廁所黃金右手登極樂去了🤣

忽然覺得,不介意對方過去,不介意對方是二手、三手、四、五、六、七、八、九、十手貨,一直追求幸福的人是值得尊敬的。拉仔不是鼓勵離婚,不過真的不幸離婚了,真的不能再有第二春?都什麼年代了🤣一想到這裡,拉仔也要馬上繼續減肥一下,萬一真的一個不幸需要把自己擺去二手攤,還有機會被人撿便宜🤣🤣🤣

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圖源自非死不可,友族同胞被監控拍到偷竊避孕套🤣



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Wah Lao... Hahahhaa.. I can't read Chinese but the photo is epic.. I wonder why he did that.. so funny.

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Note that the date was 2nd of May. Most probably Raya spent a lot, and got no money to celebrate safely with waifu girlfriend. Out of desparate, so he commit it I guess

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hahahhahahahahaha.. so funny.. what people would do.. I was scrolling and stopped when I saw your post..

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I can't read chinese but I know he curi condom.. hahahahha..

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Yes. That's the most important message 🤣

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哈哈哈,对对对,还得让自己有人要才行😂😂

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以拉叔小叮噹身材,要抱回家應該不難。難在,要上床🤣那麼圓,連腳趾都看不到,怎麼做愛啊!

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🤣🤣拉叔的问题果然高深,我竟然无言以对!

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5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

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5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

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幸福就好嘛,但是哈,我还单身没经历咧。应该是没资格说话哈。

偷避孕套,这真是在负责任与不负责任之间疯狂来回横跳啊……

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