年紀大,機器壞 - 快樂週末

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有沒聽過一句話,就是“等我不胖了才開始運動”。是不是很熟悉的一句話?還有,另一句就是“反正看你減肥這麼多年還是老樣子,還減來幹嘛?”。不管你認不認同,不管你掛在嘴邊多麽深明大義的說外表不重要,其實外表就是最重要!

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大家好,我是拉仔,你們的自由博客,也是減肥減了幾十年還是肥的減肥達人。我們事不宜遲,趕快進入正題。減肥的人只有兩種,第一種是身體的疾病。這一種人基本都沒有選擇了,因為身體出了狀況,會自然而然會瘦。就算醫生不要求病患減肥,病患也會吃睡不好而掉體重。另一種,就是愛美的。那種經常說為了健康而減肥的,大部份都瘦不下來。搞清楚,這一種說為了健康減肥的,瘦不下來是因為肥胖不一定不健康。很自然,這種口不對心的傢伙,他們的身體就會收到自己腦波信息而瘦不下來。

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然後,就剩下外來壓力的。就是說別人減肥這麼久都沒效果,叫他寧願不要減了。嗱,記得上面說的兩種減肥人,這些晦氣的說話永遠只留給第二種口不對心的人。因為,如果身體出了狀況而減肥的人必定成功的,如果不成功那人可能死了。那麼,第二種人為什麼要面對這樣的壓力呢?這個就要看嘴邊掛著減肥的人有多老實了。

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為了愛美而減肥的人,目標明確,就是愛美。再大聲說肥胖跟美沒有關係的人,我祝你擁有林青霞一樣的不老神話臉孔,然後抱個鄭執仕的可愛肥貓身材過完這輩子了。別說我,我從來不覺得肥胖有什麼問題。拉叔家裡沒有瘦人的,你明白我意思不。我只是說明,如果說減肥單純是為了“健康”而不承認“愛美”,很快你就會變成以上的神龍教臉孔和肥貓身材了。

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說了這麼多廢話,跟本次的快樂週末還沒扯上關係呢。拉仔來繼續給大家分享,自從過了四十歲以後不但身體狀況大不如前,連皮膚的毛孔都開始粗糙。眼角的魚尾紋也非常明顯了。2020年有餘疫情影響沒有煙抽,竟然順利戒了菸。當時只是非常自信的對自己說,暫時多吃點不要緊,有的是青春,到時再來減肥還不遲。只可惜,那些都是藉口。為了戒菸,多吃點就等於染上了食癮。

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紙包不住火,謊話始終會被識破。不管拉仔再怎麼努力維護自己的尊嚴,想不承認減肥是為了愛美,還是必須承認。樣子已經是金魚佬了,再來個身材也金魚佬,已經是名副其實的大叔了。於是,開始了週末鍛煉的企劃。最近更增加了下班鍛煉,週末搞雙重鍛煉,才終於有點起色。

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那麼,是什麼鍛煉呢?其實沒有什麼特別鍛煉。因為,真的是已經年紀大,也不敢讓自己再去幹一下三十幾歲還能幹的活兒,也不想讓自己成為那個等自己不胖了再去鍛煉的人。於是,開始了每天一萬步的挑戰。其實一萬步真的不難,而且走路是人的身體本能,對於關節的損害有人是非常低的。

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拉仔當然也希望自己可以重新再回去當年的體重鍛煉和挑戰,但是總不能強求。現在的我,很擔心自己一個不小心太用力了,連最後一口氣都斷了,就翹辮子了。那天屁股癢,鍛煉完了想說順便到小區的公園去做一些簡單的體操動作,來個五次三頭肌撐體,前面三次還行。後面兩次是勉強完成的。那天後兩個星期幾乎連拿筷子都成問題,花了很長一段時間才恢復。

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時間一天一天這樣過去,我可以繼續給自己撒謊說我不介意身材,鍛煉只為了健康。我也可以繼續欺騙自己說瘦不瘦不重要,問題是如果不是為了明確的視覺目標,有多少個人可以堅持鍛煉呢?特別是到了大叔年紀的拉仔。拉仔沒有那種讓人不停刷抖音的健碩身材,不過可以大聲跟你說,鍛煉是為了不讓自己走樣的太慘。那天如果母老虎決定綠我,至少還能有在二手市場再上架。

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睇黎…我知點解我越來越肥….🤭🤭🤭

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😄其实我觉得减肥和增胖一样有难度,比如我想胖。

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这身材看着挺好呢!不胖不瘦😁😁

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大叔才有魅力😊,哈哈。一贯幽默的拉叔,只要不去想,就没这方面的烦恼。

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我还以为拉仔还是跟头像一样,才不停的说减肥。 现在这么有型又fit, 保持现状is perfect.

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The collective opinion of mankind is what determines what "good" appearance is.

Certain jobs raise the pressure as well, like being an insurance broker who deals with real life clients that will surely be judging every aspect of the broker.

Back when futuremind was a bad boy going to court rooms, all the fat lawyers were considered the shitty lawyers, by even their own fellow lawyers, and the fat lawyers seemed affected by this to the point of playing the role of the shitty lawyer. That is some mind bending stuff..

Physical appearance matters as you say, but how it matters to your perception is what is important. It matters because of these obvious points we're addressing, but even if you can recognize that appearance may be negatively affecting aspects of your external existence, it doesn't have to effect your personal opinion of yourself!

If I think someone is judging me on appearance, then I think they are either jealous because I'm so sexy, or they are just shallow and think in terms of what is on the outside and not the person-ality that are dealing with.

I think you do not look fat, but maybe my idea of overweight--->fat--->obese is different than the perception of how others view excess weight.

A good sexercise regiment is all the body needs as long as you put your back into it ;)

Nice post bro.

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Thanks buddy! Thank you for taking the time to translate this post 🤣 the pictures is, after I lost 20 pounds for the past 2 months.

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其实只要身体健康,胖一点也没啥,做一个有份量的人挺好😁😁

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健康我要定了,不過肥胖留給你。我認了1,我愛美,我要瘦。

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我现在也是有点圆😂😂挺可爱😌

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I lost weight so that no one else would bullying, it was difficult, it took me a long time but I did it, now my body asks for exercise, I train every day, I lost weight. because my own sister used to bullying me, it makes me very angry to remember it, years and more years, but now I am a tall man and I could say that I have a very good body since I train constantly, she is my sister, but I cannot forget it, I see her and I try to get away from her, no, I have no love for her, she doesn't deserve it.
A hug

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