CRM - Customer Really Mad

My weekdays at work has always been, 3 things.

  1. Eat what ar?
  2. Where to eat ar?
  3. When go eat ar?

Or something like that. Sometimes probably be How to eat ar? But that seldom happen unless going to some cultural restaurant. Like one time we went to a shop they blend BUTTER with YOGURT mixed with Green Pepper added with salt and peppermint. Trust me, it doesn't taste that bad if I weren't tell you before hand.

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I think I've mentioned this previously, if you already read this, forgive me I need to reemphasize on how things goes against me, soon as I announce I'm gonna lose weight, all my client and friends will take absolutely no chance but to start dating me, seducing me, sometimes even force me to eat all the good food. Now, despite I'm enjoying it, but I'm feeling a little bit guilty for breaking my own promise though. So, here we go.

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There's this gang of senior client, despite me being in my 40s, but majority of them are ranging between 50 and 60s, so I'm still the youngest among them all. Roast port is a must. We will order our own noodle and fried egg to go with these roasted pork collar, sometimes pork belly. The skin is so crunchy, with every bite I do, there's a thin layer of lard blast through my teeth and spill through my mouth. Oh my, don't get me started.

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Bari-uma is my new found ramen shop that serve heavy garlic soup. Don't get me wrong, this is not the type I mentioned previously like you can smell an armpit of a 3 hours football session. This somehow, smell nothing. But the soup they made with black garlic, oh gosh the moment you take a slurp, the soup goes into the throat, a the smell of a dead cat came blast through your nose going back outwards. I don't mean I eat a dead cat before, but there are several occasions when I pass by a roadkill without knowing it's there and accidentally smell that rotten corpse. Oh enough of that soup. Trust me I have never left a single drop of that soup so far after several times I've visited here. I'll gulp them down even if I'm full with the ramen.

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Just when I think my day is done, with that bowl of heavy ramen and soup, with the side dishes of fried chicken and marinated cucumber, I'm basically having hard time to continue the day. As I was happily keeping my laptop computers and getting ready to leave, colleague offer to join him for dinner since he's alone. I looked at him and pity him had to eat fried rice every evening, so decided to join him, when more than 1 person we can have a sharing plate and eat more variety.

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The above beancurd marinated pork belly is the deep fried edition. I think many would prefer normal pressure cooker fried rather than deep fried because the meat would have lost a lot of moisture. We did thought of that, so we ordered a egg broth fried noodle, and it taste a lot like sharkfin soup. Trust me, I am not promoting eating sharkfin, I'm saying this thing can easily replace the original sharkfin.

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And not forgetting a huge portion of braised pork fried noodle. I don't know if you can see how great it smell from this picture, but I tell you the both of us whack the whole damn thing, we almost did not eat the table together.



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The portions look like a lot! But this one "BUTTER with YOGURT mixed with Green Pepper added with salt and peppermint" really surprised me, seems like such a weird combination of foods. I agree as well, the same can be said with my friends. Every time I say that I want to lose weight, they invite me for snacks and ask me out on lunch with them, goodbye to my weight loss dreams I guess.

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It's called the Muru in Indian Restaurant. I wanna go back and try again.

As for the getting seduce, it's like a universal language for those who "care". Even my mom book and buy at the same time, she just wanted to make sure I eat.

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One of the things I admire about you is your brutal honesty in terms of how much you suck at dieting, and your friends are going to pressure you to reduce their own guilt about eating fattening meals of course 😄

Eating high fat foods doesn't mean you can't lose weight though, a big part of it is dependent upon your portion size that you consume. I am curious to know how much of these meals you actually eat? Are these entire portions for one single person or shared with various people?

If you are eating all of the food in the photos every meal, then I would say your metabolism is already amazing because that's a lot of food bro.

Overall everything looks delicious though, especially the soups.

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The rosted pork are for sharing. The final few plates of noodles, are shared by 2, me and my colleague. As for diet, one can choose to hit the macro nutrition, which means eat based on calories count. Dirty diet, but efficient.

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I thought that might be the case.
The idea of eating food you enjoy and counting calories, vs eating less enjoyable food that you might be able to eat higher portions of without weight gain sounds more like my kind of diet too.

Lifestyle probably makes a difference too. I eat most of my meals alone, so there is no social aspect to my eating. It's kind of strange to think about compared to someone who eats many meals with other people. I've never given it much thought before until just now, other than knowing I prefer to not eat alone.

I have to watch that movie sometime, it looks good.

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I add another one: 😁😁😁

  1. Eat what ar?
  2. Where to eat ar?
  3. When go eat ar?
  4. Can eat now ar?
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If I had to choose, I would choose fried noodles hehe

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You don't have to choose, they're all yours. Just fly here and I'll buy.

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It seems everybody is subconsciously against any potential diet plans you may have. Perhaps you need to tell everyone your goal is to weigh 200kg by the end of 2022, and eventually get into amateur sumo wrestling. IF you say this I'm convinced they will not allow you to achieve this goal 🤼.

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I have a post coming up, how to gain 6.6lb in less than 18 hours, that including still having a food poisoning, 8 times diarrhea in between.

Having said that, I can't really announce I'm going to gain weight, or they're gonna make my dream come true. It's just like I've stopped drinking because I doesn't wanna trigger with smoking, my friends now trying every way to "drug" me with alcohol beverages 🤣I went toilet for like less than a minute, when I came back to the dining table, and my tea looks still like tea, but somewhat it smells fermented and heavy malt smell🤣

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Thanks for posting in the ASEAN Hive Community.

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Ohh.... Many ASEAN guy like to eat something include me. I am always thinking about how to cook and how to eat.

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