Engrish at its best

Growing up in the Chinese community is hard enough to gain a good command in English. Being in a multi racial environment, where the country's language is Bahasa, make it even harder to master it. If you follow YouTube trend, you'll probably know uncleroger. You should know majority of us Malaysian communicate the uncle aunty way, instead of nephewnigel style.

Self love equivalent of masturbation

One of the major factor that caused people like me hard to lose weight, could be self love. Many times, I had success in controlling my body weight. a week ago, I was 78kg. That was about the time 1 week into the Chinese new year. Now seeing it down to 75
3, that's like 5 pound gone. Next best thing I do is, visit the McDonald's.

New way to skin the cat

Most of the fast food chain adjusted their price tag to line up with the current economy down turn. However, my favourite McDonald's clever enough. The new recipe of coffee now using sweetened condensed milk instead of fresh milk 🤣 "same price, taste better". Frankly, if I had to pay a Latte price to drink Kopi Susu, why not I go to the warung down the street?! Also, new menu also came with butter cake, smoother than cheese cake yo 🤣🤣🤣 for moment I totally forgotten why do we pay 3 times the price to eat cheese cake.

The military experience

We're big fan of YouTube channel #steve1989mreinfo where the guy introduce different countries MRE and food tasting. Nowadays, going to fast food chain is like going to war. The paper bag doesn't even have a paper ring reinforced handle. The thickness of the paper bag is probably the thickness of a condom minus elasticity. I almost poked myself with that plastic fork. Another thing is, the quality of muffin now looks like nuclear waste most if not all the time. It never fail to fail.

Anyway, the 15 days of Chinese New year celebration finally came to an end. Home minister went to a dance party with my dad in law, which I choose to not attend. I won't know if I can resist the smoking environment, so I choose to stay home rewatch StarTrek TNG series and wait for her return. I'm on standby just in case if she's drunk, at least I can go out and fetch them.