Haven't posted a picture of my boy Heisenberg on Hive yet.

So, I figured it was about time I introduced you virgins to the epitome of an alpha chad cat. Not at all because I feel like absolute fucking trash today, and don't have the energy to post something that isn't just a picture dump of my cat. That would just be some silly, pussy shit, yo.

Some fun facts about my cat here. He is FIV positive and has Hyperesthesia to boot. Meaning he is clearly the luckiest god damn cat to ever exist in this realm. The only way he could be more lucky is if a worm hole opened up with an old man spreading his ass cheeks and laid a wet fart into my cats eyes. He basically haunts my dreams from his constant harassment, kind of like Squidward with Spongebob. On the plus side, he recently got prescribed Prozac for cats. Maybe someday he'll even get prescribed some kitty black tar heroin and live his days in some opium den in Russia. The ultimate dream for cats.

But, yeah. Hopefully you guys have got a metaphorical boner from this shitpost about my cat. If you have a real one, then you're probably a scum riddled furry degenerate. So, enjoy that, I guess. I'm gonna go lay down and chill the fuck out for the rest of this hell fire filled day. Summer is pure and absolute ass. If you're wondering why the fuck I posted this random shit, it's because I'm trying to keep up with scamming you chumps for more Hive tokens so I can hit dolphin status and be filled to my nipples in big dick energy.

Until next time.

Later!