I’M NEVER GOING ON DATES AGAIN

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I met this guy in my second year in the university, He was tall, dark, really handsome and also had a nice body build, yeah my kind of guy, he was literally my spec. He asked for directions to the administration block because he was a new masters student, I showed him, he thanked me and also asked for my number which I gave him.

We started talking, we talked almost everyday and somehow i felt a connection between us, he started asking me out but I wasn’t really interested at that time because I had a partner whom I really loved and he also loved me very much too.

So later on, I lost my phone and also lost contacts with Nathan (the master student), one fateful day, I heard a buzz on my phone it was from an unknown number, I decided to check to the display photo of the number, lo and behold It was Nathan, he said he got my number from a mutual friend, he said he saw my picture on her status so he asked for my number and also my location, surprisingly we were in same city.

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Fast forward, we decided to meet up at a restaurant, I got there before him, I grabbed a sit and sat down to wait for him, when he droved in I also noticed another car following him into the restaurant but I just got carried away by handsomeness of this man.

few minutes into the date, we ordered for food and drinks,we were gisting and laughing when a fair beautiful woman walked in and waved at him , I noticed that he became uneasy, I asked him what the problem was he said nothing, I also asked him if he knew the lady he said No, so we continued talking when suddenly the lady walked up to where we were sitting, and also grabbed a chair to sit down, I was dumbfounded! We didn’t plan a threesome date tho, who is she? I asked , my date couldn’t utter a word, he started to stammer, the lady said angrily hitting the table “Nathan tell your little side chick who this pretty looking woman is, what!! He was a married man.

Next thing this lady gave her husband a dirty hot slap, and she took the drink we ordered and poured it on my Christmas white gown and gave me a warning that the next time it would be acid, I was so embarrassed, I wanted the earth to open up and just swallow me, Immediately I got up and and finished the remaining drink on his body for bringing me out to be embarrassed.

I ordered a cab, As I was about leaving this guy said, “I’m so sorry but we could plan for another one”, I was like, are you kidding me? Do you want my face to be damaged by your wife? and I left angrily.

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