Manchester United | Welcome Tyrell Malacia

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I can't believe it!

We signed someone! I am emotional!

The last month has been incredibly depressing as a Man United fan watching other clubs above us in the league signing players left and right. Considering how our season ended, you would have anticipated that the club would have launched into the market, grabbing the best talent available quickly.

The fan's rage and impatience were therefore justified.

Looking at it from a logical point of view, you can understand why it has taken us so long to sign players. In previous seasons under the captainship of Ed Woodward, we had the annoying habit of paying whatever other clubs wanted. We call it the 'United Tax.'

Take the example of Yves Bissouma. Tottenham got him for peanuts, while we would have been charged upwards of 40 million if it were United.

The De Jong deal is another example. At the beginning of the negotiations, Barcelona quoted a guaranteed fee of 85 million Euros. Despite that, our DoF has stuck to his guns and negotiated a 65 million Euros guaranteed price and an additional 20 million performance-related add-ons.

Despite how long it is taking, you have to applaud that effort. That brings me to our new signing, Tyrell Malacia.

I can't quite remember the last time Manchester United hijacked a transfer deal at the 13th hour. The beautiful thing about it is that most fans did not even know about the player. Hell, I was researching him on YouTube, watching his highlights. However, it is rumoured Ten Hag was a big fan of the player.
He looks tenacious, fast, and competent defensively. That is more than I can say about our current options, especially Luke Shaw.

Furthermore, by hijacking this deal, the price was practically set for the player by Lyon. There was no way Feyenoord was going to add a United Tax.

Fifteen million is a steal for someone who seems like a massive talent.

The same strategy has been replicated with the Martinez deal from Ajax. It seems Manchester United are planning on hijacking the deal from Arsenal, which must be giving @belemo sleepless nights.

On top of that, Christian Eriksen is coming back from behind the veil to boost our creative midfield quota for next season.

So, after having no transfer pulse for over a month, United are lining up four players to boost their ranks for next season. I am not sure that is enough to put up a fight for the top four, but let's see where this is heading.

I am starting to gain some hope!



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It is pretty creepy the way everyone is ignoring what is happening to me and still going to Hivefest. Lay the dirty snatches out why dont ya. Fake it all you want creeps, its so obvious the blind eye you are turning. @fyrstikken told me what V2K and RNM was before they turned it on for me. Around that time he introduced me to @roelandp . I still have the emails between myself and @roelandp . This chain is centralized by design and @fyrstikken helped set it all up to fuck everyone, one by one, slowly into my situation. This is no joke you dumb mother fuckers, they shock you to your thoughts..... Hello????? It is in store for everyone you fools and your helping. Voices pulsed in your head and shocks to your thoughts??? Ignore me and help fuck innocent people for life? @roelandp and other top witnesses I know are involved with @fyrstikken.. Wait until people find out you conspired to enslave them with this shit. I am not crazy and you know it. they are doing this shit to me and told me what it mother fucking was BEFORE THEY TURNED IT ON! Your acting like naive children or maybe you are just part of the problem? You look like sociopaths. Everyone should unplug from HIVE until they are caught, .your. celebrating and ignoring my obvious, you look like fools. You know who is doing it....they are trying to kill me with it. The Havana Syndrome is real too you slave trading V2K, RNM enabling fuckers. Arrogantly play ignorant you Creeps, your setting the table for trafficking and total enslavement. I did not know I was circumvented until a year after I was..People here will be nice until it?s too late. There is no way to stop it once they have you. Grow the fuck up, this is not aliens, gods, celebrities or a medicate-able mental concern. It is 100% electronic and beast as fuck. You do not want this shit. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism ..... https://ecency.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

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A massive deal like de Jong is always going to take a bit longer and with United getting a new manager you guys were a little slower out the blocks but it is still only July! Football fans aren’t know for their patience.

Shame that Spurs didn’t really pursue Eriksen. In some ways I’d say it’s easy to have your judgment clouded by the nostalgia of him coming back so I’m not that disappointed but he definitely would add something different to the midfield. The worst thing though is gonna being watching him wear a United kit! I might just listen to any United games on the radio this season! 😀

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On de Jong, I believe so. But you want to see deals get done faster, at least for a bit of hope for next season. Eriksen, on the other hand, I don't know why we are in for him in the first place. Isn't it too much of a risk? Would you want him on your team even with his health issues?

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I’d be happy to have him at Spurs. I don’t think he’d be a starter for us (probably not for you either, he’ll be back up for Fernandez) but he’d give us something different than our current options. Problem is I can’t see him being effective in a 2 man midfield. When Conte had him at Inter he played in a 3 but since we’ve signed Bisumma, Conte has stated he is happy with the midfield suggesting he’ll stick to a 2 for next season.

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I thought so too. I don't see how he unseats Fernandez but if he suits ten Hags play style better, we might see more of him. Come to think of it, we have Europa League next season, and giving Bruno some much needed rest could be massive for us. The guy practically plays every game. That said, what will be Van de Beek's role next season??

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This is the season of hijacking deals, it seems. Good for you guys. Never heard of the Malaysia dude, will probably check YT for his clips

Not too bothered about any missed target tbh. I feel like Edu and Arteta are cooking something behind the scene.

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This is going to be a difficult summer window, especially for teams outside the top four. We all seem to be struggling to get deals but hopefully we get there in the end.

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