I thought I was having a pleasant dream

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Hello everyone, it's a pleasure to be here. This is my first post to the Hive comedy mic community. I'm looking forward to connecting with y'all. Read on as I share my dreams from way back 😀

The Rainfall Dream

I was in high school when this incident happened. I attended a boarding school so I lived in the dormitory with other girls. Our bunks were two in one which means that one was up and one was down. I slept on the down bunk and another person slept up. Back then in school, your bunk mate was called "bunky". One day I was sleeping and I felt so hot. The room was hot so I pulled off my nightwear and laid naked. I used my nightwear to fan myself and I slept off in the process. Then I had a dream.

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In the dream, rain was falling so I stood under the roof where the water from the zinc was pouring down. It was so refreshing and I was smiling. Somehow I began to feel like it was real. My body was wet and I woke up. Guess what? My bunkmate had urinated on me! Isn't that such a sweet rain? 😂

The Meat Dream

Another time I had a dream when I was much younger. Everyone who knows me knows that I love meat! I eat various kinds of meat. I don't even mind eating meat all day with little or no food but I try to not do that so I don't hurt my teeth. Well, my cousins came over for a summer holiday at my house. During this period, we used to eat together as a family. We were 7 in number. As the second youngest child, whenever we ate, I had to wait for others to finish eating so they could take their meat from the eldest to the youngest. So I finished eating first and laid on the sofa to wait for them so I could take my meat. I slept off in the process.
I have often heard that sometimes the things we most think about are what we dream about. While asleep, I was eating meat. At least that's what I thought until my cousin shook me awake. It turned out that I left my mouth open and a cockroach crawled in and I ate it. Can you imagine ?😭😭😂😂

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My cousin kept shouting "spit it out, spit it out" but I didn't understand yet I did as I was told. When I realized what happened I quickly rushed and brushed my teeth😂😂😂 This must be the major reason why I hate cockroaches and till date I'm so afraid of them.

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Oh my! That last dream is scary to me, chew a cockroach? I hope it didn't have any effect on your health afterwards.

Boarding school, bulks and such stories always come together... Too bad you were a victim hehe.

We are glad to have you join us in our community, do put this in mind in your next publications here.

Emojis don't add anything to your comedy, adding a big image of a laugh emoji isn't cool at all. You should leave the laughing to your audience so long your write up is funny. And be mindful of your word count, low effort posts aren't considered either.

I hope you do understand, we hope to read more of your funny jokes.

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No, it had no effect on me. I don't think I swallowed any of it.

Emojis don't add anything to your comedy, adding a big image of a laugh emoji isn't cool at all. You should leave the laughing to your audience so long your write up is funny.

Oh... Okay dear. Thank you.

And be mindful of your word count, low effort posts aren't considered either.

Please I'm lost here. May I know the minimum number of words allowed? Because I thought 400 is good enough for a post.

Thank you for your warm welcome 🤗

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500 above with no much beating around the bush, and just getting to the point.

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Oh okay. Thank you for the correction. I'll do better next time.

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My bunkmate had urinated on me! Isn't that such a sweet rain?

WTF 😆😆😆💔

It turned out that I left my mouth open and a cockroach crawled in and I ate it. Can you imagine ?

Oh goodness i dont want to imagine 😆😆😆 jizz how did you cooperate with that kind of meat in your mouth 🙆😆..

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My dear, na obsession cause am. Everybody dey see meat pass but me I always want to eat. Na so I chop am reach dream o😂

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😆🙆...ewww may the lord deliver you o😆😆😆

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