NOT A FINANCIAL ADVICE

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I have read a couple of times that what we need on the hive blockchain right now is the influx of whales into the platform to aid exposure. And one thing about this is that most of these assertions are made by individuals we can actually refer to as our own whales on the platform, and they usually get good rewards for it.

That's a band of whales looking for another band of whales and getting paid for it. Don't worry, there's nothing fishy there.

If you're like me you must've wished to swim in the same ocean as our elder brothers, but trust me wishes don't come to pass. Just like me, perhaps you must've been advised by them that the only way to tap into their pipeline is to be consistent. Actually that literally means you have to be con-in-sistent.

I know it can be hard like eating a bunch of plantain without water to get your shit out there and attain all your plans. But not to worry, there's a short cut and it works perfectly.

Make 4 posts a day, talking about random finance news and headlines you saw on the net or TV. Give your own perspective on how the government and traditional financial institutions are wack and useless and how the crypto technology is the future. If you can, go one extra and explain why hive is paving the way in the industry.

Then you can then delve into projects outside here where you're invested in and tell us the beauty of its road map. The prospects and future mooning of such projects should be eloquently articulated with juicy and professional terms linked to the leo glossary to show that you're an adept member of the platform.

It doesn't matter if the project is dying or you're losing money, the aim is to show that you have pedigree in the crypto industry. A legend with an industrious portfolio. Who wouldn't want to associate with such an individual.

And if you can write about your personal experiences, even better. It doesn't matter if it adds absolutely no value to the readers' life, the trick here is about being original and not plagiarizing someone else's life.

But in all you write, don't forget to remind your unfortunate readers that it's not financial advice. After all it's a virtue to always say the truth even when it seems hard.

You don't have to take me too serious though as I'm just one of you suffering from a drunken thumb syndrome. I don't think my head has been in the same place as my thumb while I typed this post. But talk about being drunk, shit makes me feel like an ass. But what better way to get kisses nowadays than to be an ass.

And if you come across this post and make use of its precepts, do well to make reference so others can also learn, whether it works out for you or not. What is not good for the goose might just be good for the ganda.

But as always, remember this is not a financial advice. Do your own research.

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That's a band of whales looking for another band of whales and getting paid for it. Don't worry, there's nothing fishy there.

I see what you did there

But what better way to get kisses nowadays than to be an ass.

Your word play game is on fire man. I really learnt a lot, one of them being good to get kisses

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My bad, I never meant for you to learn anything from the post, at least not the good part.

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Oh great! Thanks for the "Not a financial advice" guide you've given.

I see myself becoming a whale in less than a month already with this guide.

But I'm not sure if I'm motivated enough to start writing four posts a day considering the truth you've revealed "not a financial advice" 🥲

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There's nothing you cannot do with the right amount of motivation. And remember consistentcy is a must

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"This is not financial advice"

This is the sort of thing people usually say before they write a whole article advising you on what to do with your money

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