The Boyfriend Breakup App By Lazy Nigerian Youth
Are you a girl looking for how you can break up with your boyfriend?
Are you looking for a way to practice no-fault divorces in your dating life?
Or maybe your boyfriend is broke and “hustling hard to make it”
Well look no further:
Introducing the breakup app. The breakup app was specially invented to keep that pesky boyfriend out of your hair, you know the one who always shows “concern”, and “thinks you are precious” like you are some kind of property.
It is time to put an end to the patriarchy and it starts with you.
To use the breakup app, you don’t have to be having arguments with your boyfriend all might want is a new one cause this one got boring.
You could also pay for the premium version of our app and get a second boyfriend that will help your boyfriend get the picture into his skull
LOL, you know men have thick skulls.
Don’t wait for you and your boyfriend to have a fallout or “talk things through”. That’s just a misogynistic term the patriarchy made so slave-owner men can own women as their property.
What are you waiting for? Order the Breakup app now and get 5 wigs.
Oh hello, babe, what do you mean you are downloading the app?
Dail 08100-I don’t want no scrub that’s 08100 I don’t want no scrub
THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED DATING APPS HAVING A CONVERSTATION
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Nice invention 😅😅 I've had a few of my friends ask me how to go about a breakup. This app would be very useful.
Lol...Thank you very much and welcome to the marketing team,
😂😂😂
This has got to be one crazy app to come across, and I see the app having more users than the users in Instagram 🤣
Your face sha, looking so funny 😅
Well done with the video, it was nice watching.
Lol...Na billions I dey try make here
You know sey na acting na...But I be very funny person, you suppose pay me for my comedy
Thank you for stopping by.
Payment incoming! Just be sure to have your phone number active 😂
Lol...Ih dey active ma'a
One could wonder what the aim is to give out wigs and why it has to be five.
A break app is very much needed but a back up app should be invented as well, what happens when you use the app and get attacked at home after.
Lol...the company wanted me to give a wig to its lovely customers.
Lol...If you get attacked at home you update it.