My Experience With pork Fat || COMtest

My Experience With pork Fat || COMtest

ᴾⁱˣᵃᵇᵃʸ. ᶜᵒᵐ

Some people say the easiest way to trap a man down is through a woman. Well that might be true with weak men, but for men like us, you will need something bigger and stronger like food or meat.

I assure you even the first man Adam proved this by not falling to eve's trap until she brought food into the picture . That man is truly strong. And today I am more proud to tell you that I am as strong as that man.

Today I will focused on strong men alone, for every man there is a kind of food that can easily trap him down. For some it could be fried rice, others snacks, some salad and the likes but for someone like me. You would need to go extra mile, I am a pure breed, what traps me down is meat. I can't just fall for anything, nahhh.

Bring that giant Into the picture and you can send me to exile, I have tried fighting that force for long but my strength always fails me. There was even a time a fight we had got me into mom's cupboard (another realm so to say) for reinforcement. Oh, it's a short one.

Those days she ( mom) often keep the meat on top of her cupboard because of me, the thing is once it is meat, I have a supernatural eyes that can track the location anywhere any time.

Mama would keep meat there cover it yet I will still track it. The day she delivered my eyes from tracking her meat was one time I climb the cupboard finished eating and couldn't come down.

When she came into the scene, I lacked what to say so I said mommy I ate meat, lol I believe you know what transpired next. It was after that incident that I repented and the tracker in my eyes got damaged for good.

I have had different kinds of meat, for the sake of some individuals who keep some of them as pets I wouldn't call names emm!!! but sorry, even your pet was among them.

But If you want to know what sweet life is, try fried pork. If you are not careful, you might empty your account, there was a time I almost browsed into my father's wallet to get some but I remembered that deliverance I got from my mom, so I behaved.

Don't think as if I am here to hype pork, I am glad that I am not the only one bearing that testimony, there is an ethnic group in Nigeria that exchange their daughters with pig for marriage. Ouch!! You are surprise right? I have good Intel, thank me later for that information. In case you are yet single and don't enough money for the needful, the lord has just answered your prayers, yeah!!!

You are my own, no need to say thank you. Just that I don't really know if it's truly exchange or payment but I know that pig is involved.

Oh you are enjoying it right, well, I withdrew from eating pork some years back, so sad. There is something I didn't tell you, you know I grew up in the village, during festivities, pork is one of the common meats. That new year I can still remember how I visited my uncle's house.

I was properly welcomed and given enough pork, this time around, the fat was not scrapped out. I enjoyed myself it was like heaven on earth. They asked me if I was satisfied, I said no! They continued adding more and I was just feeling myself. In my mind I was like what an opportunity!! Everything was moving fine until I got home.

Initially, I had plans to go and watch cultural dance in our community, my friends came and were waiting for me, I tried to manage the turbulence in my stomach but the thing refused and insisted I visited the toilet.

I don't know if you have ever been so pressed that you don't know how you saw yourself in the rest room? I pray you experience it one day😂. Arriving there it was as though I was going to poo on my pants .

You think that's the worst part right? broh, there was a belt my dad got for me that time, it's magnetic, it doesn't have the normal hook other belts have. For this belt inorder to loose it, you will have to press the side to raise the iron from within.

In my situation, I was rushing to get my trousers off, that belt refuse to unlock, I tried all I could but all my effort reamined useless. And the stuff was almost coming out from my anus... I shouted from the rest room my dad rush in and saw me struggling with the belt.. he pitied me and brought a sharp knife and cut the belt.

Beloved that was how I got rescued that day. Though he laughed and made jest of me afterwards.

To everyone that read this, I pray you have this experience too. I love you so much..

LoL! finally, No matter your love for pork, never forget that the fat is not your friend 😂😂

ᴾⁱˣᵃᵇᵃʸ. ᶜᵒᵐ

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