Magic beans that win battles.

November 7, 2032

Memoirs of the magic soldier.

It is an amazing thing how mankind looks for any excuse to destroy each other. The first world war started when Archduke Franz Ferdinand was shot dead, the US war against Islamic terrorism started with the attack on the twin towers and the Russian war against Ukraine started because the Ukrainian president was a Nazi.

In human history there will always be events that give rise to great wars, some may seem silly but other wars are only for power, the power to have it all or the power to show who is the alpha, for example, the U.S. war against terrorism was to control the largest oil reserves, because whoever controls the valuable resources will control the world. And russia's war against ukraine is simply a power grab by the old enemies the communists and capitalists.

But about 10 years ago, there was a war over one of the most insignificant resources at the time, but which little by little was gaining relevance until it became something much more valuable than gold, even more valuable than diamonds. We are talking about coffee, a valuable resource for mankind that, due to the great importance it acquired, started one of the worst wars that mankind has ever seen, the coffee war, which was extremely bloody, but the most surprising thing is that it ended faster than we thought.

When in 2022 the strong droughts caused the world's coffee crops to decrease, a great black market of coffee was created, a market that grew like foam and where the most dangerous cartels such as the Sinaloa cartel or the Aragua train, collaborated to smuggle coffee all over the world, of course this made coffee prices increase, taking the kilo of coffee to more than $450. Then the government of the United States launched an operation in Colombia, Vietnam and Malaysia to control the coffee crops in order to lower the prices and put an end to these mafias that had become very powerful, but these operations bordered on the moral and the old enemy of the cold war attacked and declared war in different countries around the world. It was the third world war and all for an insignificant asset some 50 years ago.

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It was something extremely terrible, an event where many innocent people died, but the best thing about the world coffee war is that it did not last long, it was something relatively short, since it only lasted 6 months because a decisive event culminated with this terrible war, and that is the bean war something funny as to make internet memes, but skillful to end the great evil that was on earth.

It is funny how each nation has its version of history, some say that the Russian bear had the best idea that ended the war, others that it was capitalism that came up with the best solution to end the massacre, and the official version of the battle that is contained in hundreds of classified reports tell us something totally different and wonderful. But those who tell the whole truth are the ones who were there on the day this battle of the beans was fought.

The report dated March 5, 2022, tells how Malaysian civil defense troops were at the mercy of the enemy and with no way out, about to die, when out of nowhere a commander of these military forces had run out of cigarettes and wanted to have a smoke before he died, As they were defending one of the largest producing plants in Malaysia, he took some coffee beans from the plant, half crushed them and rolled a dry coffee leaf, lit it and began to smoke it.

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But this made this commander open his mind like Bradley Cooper in the movie Limits when he consumed NZT, out of nowhere he became invincible and with great out and a few rocks he killed 30 enemy soldiers and saved his platoon, the soldiers of the platoon did the same and started smoking the coffee and gained a lot of ground in a single day. This desperate act was labeled the battle of the bean, where soldiers on the verge of death smoked beans and became magical lethal rangers. The report concludes.

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So to win the war the soldiers smoked hundreds of grains and achieved lightning victories, since coffee made them more agile, quicker and very intelligent on the battlefield. And in less than a week the fearsome Russian bear and its allies were defeated and forced to surrender, which made for a relative momentary peace, since later other minor confrontations began for the control of coffee as a drug.

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