Clear winner (loser?) Has to be the egg and spoon race! To keep in line with the Olympic spirit the eggs could be injected with that countries colour of dye so if the eggs fall it leaves some nice colourful destruction around!

Hide and seek is the best Olympic game.
Running all over the athletic field into each of the event tents is how they play the game.
There are no time limits.
The game can go on for the whole period of the games .
The prizes could be announced just before the closing ceremony.
But the participants cannot have food or drink during the time. So they could be drawn out of hiding due to pure necessity..
The medals for this event could be made out of Plasticine , clay and paper.
The could be crowed with a fools hat as well instead of a laurel wreath.
The slowest teams to find all the hiders will be declared winners.
So there you go you have the game, the rules for the tournament and the prizes too this being a special game.

All events should be in a video game format. Running on the same schedule as the “real events”. Both events would be seen on 📺 screen at the same time. However the actual video game participants can take part from anywhere in the world. As in they don’t have to be at the location physically. The medals prizes would be convertible to crypto currency.

Well I think nude yoga would be a great option it’s both relaxing and nice to watch all the birds nests unfold.
And it would do @jamerussell a great pleasure

and you got more than 3 answers so you are a winner yourself

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Sack race.

"Jester" Farting Olympics Inclusion: Why not we have forgotten how to laugh at ourselves, artists being overlooked could enter via short video sessions to avoid masking up!

Age Old Tradition might sing a fine tune rather than listen to politicians...

So might be the worst idea, who know, has anyone thought of it in the last couple of years... 🙃😉

Go for Gold....

Binocular football...you have reversed binoculars strapped to your eyes and you play football...its a right laugh! !PIZZA

Fat suit sumo wrestling! All athletes will wear a custom fat suit with their country flag and its colors on it.

Rules are simple: losers get rewarded and winners will be thrown into a real match with a professional sumo wrestler (yikes this will get painful)

Pimple popping. I was going to add a gif, but I couldn't do that to you all. Lets just say the internet has some really gross gifs out there on this future Olympic sport.

Breathing, there are some people that do it really well, some that struggle and some that should just avoid it. Would be a great sport to add.

Social distancing wrestling!

You have to make your opponent submit, or pin him down for a three count. While staying at least six feet away. No time limit!

!BEER Olympic Sport Haiku

!BEER drinking sport
Olympic drinkers resort
Who drinks the most quarts?