RE: Is it a scone? Is it a biscuit?

I knew that at least one person wouldn't allow me to get away with my punniness!

I cannot disagree with the answer to your first question, but the second, I suggest, is a bastardisation of that great 80's song about burning beds...🤣

Biscuits, shmishcuits, scones or sc-oh-nes, doesn't matter, they tasted great!

PS love myself the odd crummy, crunchy biscuit - sweet or savoury. Have even been known to make them. 🤣🤐