The COMedy Rumble; more dose of laughter.

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Welcome to another episode of The COMedy Rumble with George Dee, the contest is rounding up in a few days, and I want to congratulate the winners in advance. If you are willing to participate, the stage is still very much open for you, just check [Here] to catch up.

Congratulating you guys is the only option left for me now because I couldn't match up with lots of participants in the contest, I hope the congratulation message reaches the right people so that they can at least bless me with something when they get their rewards.

Please don't think I am begging, it is wrong to assume such a thing about me; I just thought it is the wise thing to do.

@merit.ahama plantain picture reminded me of something, I don't know why many people think about one particular thing when they see plantain.

I am not going to buttress it but I remembered an experience when I saw the image and I felt it should make you smile if not laugh.

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I love beautiful ladies, especially with a huge gift all over their bodies but admiring them ends with just saying sweet words, I was never a freak. I didn't do a lot of things earlier in life and alcohol is one of them, I will allow you to figure out the rest.

We went for burial in Osun, the person who was been buried was the grandfather of my friend's girlfriend. We were entertained well, we couldn't return to Lagos so we passed the night there.

In the morning, the lady's family wanted us to stay back so my friend persuaded me and we stayed. We toured the village and I met this beautiful damsel who I admired as my habit, we talked and I loved the intonation in their voice.

She was a true African beauty, somehow the people we were strolling with knew her and she walked home with us. We exchanged contact with the hope of seeing her again someday but that evening she came around to the family house and we talked more, I didn't remember what led to the sex discussion but we talked about it for quite some time.

I bragged all through the discussion and she was looking at me with this eye like she was going to smoke me hot.

As a Lagos boy, I was just trying to be smart. That night, she asked if she could stay with me but I wasn't cool with it, she was a stranger and at that point, she knew I was no big boy because I trembled. My friend eyed me and I played along, oh, why not?.

In my head, I was wondering why she would want to spend the night with me when we aren't lovers. They left to get dinner while we went to sit around the bar, I told my friend I didn't know why she would just want such a thing.

He told me that she must be interested in me and I was like, what the hell?. My friend encouraged me to allow her since I didn't have a girlfriend, he said I need to recharge myself in case she demanded sex so we bought some crazy drinks.

We went back to our various rooms to freshen up and the food arrived, I opened my drink and started sipping it. I was trying to know her better, but she kept giving me that seductive look. We ate dinner and I continued my drink, I saw my friend text wishing me good luck and it was strange to me because I haven't experienced such before.

To cut the story short, the last thing I remembered was she wanted to shower.

I woke up the next morning thinking I had great sex and she was gone.
I went to check my friend and she said goodbye to him before leaving, I knew she was pissed because I slept throughout the night. My friend was actually praising me and I couldn't tell him that I slept off because of the drink I took to boost my strength, I am glad I didn't make the mistake that day because something kept telling me that I would have regretted it after leaving the village.

We were there till the third day and I wasn't feeling good anymore, she was unreachable and didn't show up till I left. My friend was actually thinking I rough-handled her so she was shy but deep down, I knew it was the alcohol that rough-handled me.

To date whenever I see people talking about alcohol as a booster for sex, I just wonder why it makes me sleep like a newly born kid.

My mom is a very protective woman, I remembered how she usually warn my female friends not to visit me. They were scared of her so they stopped visiting me, it worked for her throughout secondary school but it didn't work after. I had older female friends when I was working because of my height, whenever my mom see us she somehow starts a discussion that would kill my ego, and at the end of it, she was always saying that "he is a small boy".

That thing hurts a lot but who am I to complain, I knew she was doing it for me but just showing up to prove the fact that I was a teenager pisses me off always.

I hope you enjoyed reading? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comment section ( I don't flog people who tell me my jokes aren't funny)

I invite @stellageorge and @fery to join the contest.

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Please note that all GIFs were taken from Peakd