The kiss seller - [WE119] Weekend-Engagement
The hot weekend has arrived and with it the fair that is held every year in honor of the patron saint of the city.
We are all happy, this is a good opportunity to exhibit our creations, our products and at the same time enjoy the shows, lights and amusement devices.
In the exhibitions we are going to find everything and have a good time. Last year I had cakes, ice cream, traditional food of all kinds, souvenirs, etc.
I participated selling handshakes, but it didn't go very well and this year I decided to sell kisses; on the lips.
A friend of mine proposed that idea to me yesterday, she told me that since I was a very tasty kisser, maybe I could get the money to buy a new car.
I thought that at a dollar a kiss, my mouth would be swollen from the amount of dollars the cart cost, but an entrepreneur is not stopped by anything.
I had already rented the stand to sell, but until yesterday when I talked to my friend I had not been sure what I was going to sell. Now I just have to prepare the place to make it attractive and make promotions throughout the city so that when the fair opens there will be many customers; it will be a strenuous job.
By the way, the stand that they have rented me was not what I had seen in the administration offices; but well, let's put some love into it, all the stands have been rented and this ugly house, what it wants is love.
The day has finally arrived and I have been preparing very early in the morning to attend to the public with great care.
I just hope some gentleman doesn't come out to me with the intention of paying for a kiss; that would put me in trouble.
I peeked through the window to see if there were any customers, and what a surprise, there was a monumental line of ladies.
This is a success!
But the most amazing thing is that the first one in line is none other than the avenging SCARLETT JOHANSSON, the little mouth I've been dreaming about all my life.
I don't understand what she is doing here, it seems to me that the publicity was very exaggerated and that woman has been mistaken.
I'm already going to moisturize my lips to my satisfaction.
But what's going on?
The second girl who is interested in paying for a kiss from me, is my platonic love, the little blue eyes, the journalist of the man of steel, the beautiful AMY ADAMS; an angelic little face.
For her I would be able to walk on ground glass, as soon as I saw her I had an attack of sighs.
And if I'm not mistaken, the third girl is the prettiest little face in Hollywood, the woman who hits on men, the most perfect face on the planet, the only love of life, owner of my dreams, the AMBER HEARD doll; I'm in love.
There's a platoon of girls lining up, but with this trio of beautiful women I think I made the day. I'll figure out how to buy the car.
Well, time to go out and kiss, but I'd better cut the bullshit, stop daydreaming and put on the clown suit with the red nose to sell the hot dogs, because if the owner of the stand finds me daydreaming, he's going to fire me.
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I invite @elamaria and @lisrl26 to enjoy this good weekend.
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Three good choices indeed. ✅
So it is my dear friend @galenkp, but pure in dreams that costs nothing.
My regards and my respects.
Dreaming doesn't cost anything my creative friend, look you have some tastes that I can't tell you about, pure beauties, although I don't think you would do very well selling kisses, you are ugly my soul friend that I love you that way is another thing, although I wouldn't buy you a kiss, hahaha, I would like to kiss Tom Hardy, Henry Calvin, Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth, but I think I will go with you selling hot dogs or to a cafeteria hahaha, I don't miss your choice for this day I went for the cell phone that fell into the water.
I was going that way too, but then the kissing thing caught my attention because I could make some images with the women I love.
Free kisses for you.
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🤣🤣 this is truly Hilarious
You got me believing at first till I saw AMY ADAM'S photo and I was like wait 🤔, and then again the AMBER HEARD doll and that was when I knew what I was in for.. but you are indeed creative with the thought (kudos)
Greetings Empire King (@khingstan).
A thousand thanks for your visit, for your congratulations and for that very nice comment.
Success your majesty.
You are super welcome 🤗
And thanks for the good wishes, I appreciate
Hope to see more of you
hahahahahahahaha ohhh my friend what creativity, nothing less than three powerful actresses, to give those kisses hahaha, very good, happy weekend, cheers
Hi Nohelys (@ikigaidesign).
That's right, you have to aspire to the big things, you never know if they are about to give it to you and dreaming is very rich.
Thank you for your visit and for your wonderful comment.
Good luck to you.
Excellent publication. Nice and imaginative, with Andres Bello as witness. Watch out Amber Heard is demanding you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha my friend, what exquisite tastes.
I will prepare my entry immediately. Due to hive / holistic commitments I am late.
My dear friend Lis (@lisrl26), as always it is a wonderful pleasure for me to see you visiting here and leaving a nice comment.
I look forward to seeing your participation, so hit the ground running.
What????
You know right
This is so hilarious
This was a really great read... Nice post
Hi @bhoa.
This comment made my day, I laughed, and I liked it.
I feel you enjoyed the post and that for me is of much value because that's what I write for, for the reader to have fun.
Thank you very much for your visit and for the comment.
Good luck to you.