RE: I found Jesus and you can too

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It is interesting that the owners placed that face sculpture on the wall next to Jesus. Doesn't it look a bit like a drunken and angry Jesus? Is there some sort of implication that if you drink the Voodoo Ranger Hoppy Pack you will become the opposite of that peaceful guy above the truck? Doesn't seem like a very good sales tactic. Or, is it an illustration of the opposites - ying and yang - zen-ed out Jesus vs. angry-when-drunk Jesus? And what exactly should be learn from that?

I want answers.



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It definitely looks like a drunk and angry someone. Whether it's Jesus or not I can't say for sure. Deep questions. I don't have the answers myself, but you could probably head over to Cowboy Church just down the street and ask the preacher there.

!PIZZA

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Pretty sure I've seen a similar painting on the back of a semi somewhere. Who knows, maybe it was the cowboy preacher himself, doing his 9 to 5 as truck driver. It didn't have the angry guy sculpture-thing anywhere on the truck though. Shame. This is starting to play out in my head as some sort of terrible horror movie called The Jesus Trucker, and the angry drunk picture is basically a self portrait of the Jesus Trucker's alter ego who goes about doing terrible things, and then returns to the liquor store - which is his other side gig - and acts all like Jesus again and hangs up that crazy sculpture-thing sort of like how serial killers sometimes want to leave evidence in plain sight. Alright, it's 1AM and I'm pretty sure I completely stopped making sense around midnight. I'm going to stop typing now.

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The Jesus Trucker sounds terrifying. When does it hit theaters? I assume next Halloween but I need to be sure so I can add it to my calendar.

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You tell me. Not my genre - I do fairy tale endings.

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Dammit you mean I have to write the thing if I want to go see it? Who's directing? Can I get that M. Night Shamalayight guy?

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I have complete faith in you to work all this out:)

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