[গ্যাংটকে গন্ডগোল]: A Trip to Nigeria's Federal Capital Territory (Abuja)

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I have had so many funny experiences on the road while travelling but I will only share one out of all.
The story I am about sharing happened when I was done with my WASSCE that was 2009 an examination taken in my country or the whole of western Africa, an exams that transit one into the University.
So my aunty one of my mother's younger sister stayed at Abuja the capital of Nigeria my country and so she told my parents that immediately i was going to be done with my WASSCE they should please release me to come over to Abuja and spend sometime with her, before I think of furthering my studies in the university, so I opted to go. I was indeed happy because that was gonna be my first time of going to the Federal Capital of Nigeria.
So when the day of this great journey was fixed I could barely sleep, I didn't even feel like eating at all😂😂😂🤗.

Everything was set for the journey but on reaching the car park my mom had to look for someone that looked a bit reliable and attached me to him since I wasn't mobile as at that time, the young man was a corp member that was posted from his state to my state to serve for one year, an exercise all graduate in my country undergo before they are given their certificate.

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So my mom got his number sent it to my aunt at Abuja for easy communication.
The young man was nice though, but till now I can't recall his face any longer. So my people keep calling to find out how I was faring and the guy was patient enough to answer them anytime they called. The journey went all well until I felt like urinating and defecating due to the food I ate by the road side. Ah! the faeces was a hot one indeed, I wasn't my self again o, I pleaded with the driver to stop but he refused saying he has a particular bus stop that he was going to drop so that every other passenger including me will relieve ourselves of our waste material.
Hmmm I nearly fainted oo, because all the worms in my stomach were playing awilo, disco, and all the songs you could ever imagine or think of😀😀😀😉..
Well I don't know if you have ever had this kind of experience if yes I don't think yours could be compared to mine😝😝😝😝.

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I had to sit in style pressing my buttocks so hard least I release any effervescent gas or even let out the faeces. Twas only God who saved me that day o, i nearly started blasting in tongues because of the heat that came with the feaces,😝😝😁😁😁😁 so when it came to that point where the driver needed to stop for the passengers to relieve themselves I had to run as quickly as possible least I mess myself up.

You needed to see the way I ran, but in a coded way least people starts noticing me,😂😂😂. After helping myself and cleaning up, I came out so happy, refreshed and relieved.
Till we arrived Abuja I never tasted even water, not just that day alone I learned never to eat too much when ever I wanted embarking on any journey whatsoever.
I learnt but I think I learnt the hard way😂😂😂😝😝😝.
This was my experience, I hope I was able to make you laugh😁😁😁😁😁?

Well well well I was asked to invite or mention friends to this contest so I would love to seize this chance to give a shout out to @udygold, @imaluv54 and @starstrings01 to come try out and share the most funny journey they've embarked on.

Least I forget I was mentioned by @evegrace to come and share my experience, thanks dear, I really do appreciate, love you💗💗💗.

For those ready to do this with me click here and boom you will see the post

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Lol... I totally get that feeling. It is not easy to hold yourself when highly pressed.

Thanks for tagging me, I really appreciate

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Eeehhhhn as in eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhnnnnnn I for die ooo, but sha God no go shame us😂😂😝
Uwc❤❤

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You are welcome. Lols.. Your experience is indeed a funny one and i am sure you won't forget in ahurry.

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