10 Hilarious actions of African Fathers- Happy Father's Day

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Today is the Celebration of Fathers around the world. Well, there is always something special about African Parents especially Nigerian fathers. We come from homes that our father were strict, over careful and extremely glued to religion yet they offered the best form of Comedy.

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So to celebrate this Father's Day for this year, I decided to make a compilation of jokes and memes about Nigerian fathers. I hope you enjoy and can relate too

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  • Nigerian fathers were always the best in their school days, you would hardly find any Nigerian father telling you " how they had poor grades in high school", my father would always say that "I was top in my class, I never came second or third"..So my question is "if all our fathers were top in class, who came second or third".

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They barely show their certificate to back their claims, a friend of mine once found the certificate of his father and he was shocked to see a different result on the paper after his dad bragged about being top in his high school 😹😹😹😹

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  • Nigerian fathers would watch News channel from morning till night on the television and the painful part is that African dad would near switch the channel. My father would literally doze off when watching the television and would never allow you to change the channel, he would claim he is still watching it😭

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  • My father literally sends me broadcast messages on WhatsApp, it is always very long and filled with different conspiracy theories. I had to block him on WhatsApp with love😭😭, for my peace of mind. Father's would see your pictures on social media and call you about it, asking you to take it down immediately😹😹

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  • You dare not make stylish hair under the roof of African fathers. I once barbed Round-cut hairstyle in high school to impress a crush,i got back home only for my father to drag me back to the barbing salon like a thief to cut everything off my head.

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You have to be extremely careful when cooking for your father. I barely know how to cook, so I made a disaster for my father when preparing a local dish and I remember my father saying "I cannot believe my penis brought you to earth, it was a waste of time"...I almost died😹😹😹

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  • You can never pretend around Nigerian fathers. I was onced offered a bottle of beer and I said No, my father immediately replied "Quit pretending, I know you secretly drink alcohol, will you take that bottle immediately"

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  • Nigerian fathers are the genesis record holders for the longest prayer in the world. My dad once held a family prayer in the morning, my mum and siblings slept off during the prayers, I remember hearing my sister snoring while the prayer was still on.

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  • Nigerian fathers can literally call you from your room to come take their plates to the kitchen only to join in the kitchen few seconds later to wash their hands...so please why did you call me,if you were coming to the kitchen or when you have finished washing dirty dishes and they come and dump extra plates for you to wash...it is so painful

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  • African fathers would take you for shopping and buy oversized trousers or shoes, expecting that you would wear the clothes until it becomes your size and you dare not Squeeze your face about it😹😹😹

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  • Driving Nigerian fathers can be extremely wild and crazy, you must observe all the rules and regulations, you dare not make any mistake when driving them. I mistakenly reversed with full speed when taking my father out and the only thing I could hear was "You want to kill me before my time, you should never be given a driver's licence"

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Lmao how are you so accurate with all this, You see that second one? 100% relatable.😂

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Lol..my father is a case study..From CNN to BBC to Al Jazeera...Never resting 😂😂

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You've forgotten the goated NTA and Ait those days in secondary school😂
To the point that I mastered the soundtracks 😭

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Yessss....African independent television...AIT..AIT..na ogboge station for this nation

Mama...papa oooh
AIT na the station
Sister....brother oooh
AIT na the station 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

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Hahahah😅
This cracked me up this cold morning 😂😂
Seems like all Nigerian fathers are all the same.. I could see almost all the characters in my own Dad😂

Fathers are amazing and we love them🥰

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