I AM IN SEVERE PAINS!!!!

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In this area of the world, there is a widespread adage that "looking nice means good business," and I completely agree.

Getting the ideal haircut is now the most essential battle of all times. It is delicate since it is tough to correct errors once they have occurred.
Well, if you have never had a crazy or annoying experience in a barbershop or hair salon- I am sure you are yet to experience life..

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Have you ever been in a situation when the barber made a mistake and gave you a different haircut? It hurts far more than heartbreaks.
Worse yet, if you go to a barbershop with a broken generator and rely on electricity, and the electricity goes out while he is cutting your hair.

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MY STORY

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I saw a new barber in my neighborhood. He had a pleasant salon and had put effort and money into his business.He had every instrument a barber needed, the operation was looking standard, and the salon's aesthetics convinced me that the barber was a pro.
So I left my regular Barber on a mission to try something new, when I stepped in to the salon, I was warmly welcomed by the barber with big grin on his face. He offered me an empty seat and brought a haircut collection magazine.

He said "Kindly go through and pick what you would love me to cut your hair into"

This was new and interesting, I said to myself while confirming my suspicion that I made the right choice to visit a top professional.

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I flipped the pages of the magazine and picked my favourite haircut called "Round-cut"....I showed him and he replied "Great choice"

So I rushed to the barbing seat, he covered my body with the apron. He switched the clipper on and in the milliseconds I saw a big path in the middle of my hair. This path was similar to the path created by Moses in Bible for the children of Israel to cross the Red sea. I looked so confused, wondering if he could not see the image I pointed out to him or I was dreaming..

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I quickly asked him what was going on and he replied "Don't worry bro, I swear you would love this Round-cut", but it was no longer Round-cut again, my hair had gone from Round-cut to Skin cut, by passing even Low-cut that I would have managed. Getting angry was even the least on my mind, I was thinking about how to present myself to this girl I was planning to meet on my street. I had no beards for skin cut and my head is too big for skin cut😭😭😭😭😭,I could feel pains in my chest

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I kept on complaining with tears in my eyes, reminding him that I was not going to pay him 100% percent for this failure on my hair. He was trying to calm me down urging me that he had forgotten about my choice and that skin cut would fit me well. For some reason he still had that big grin on his face and I was so pissed😭😭😭

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Only for a man, who seemed more matured to walk into the shop, he quickly wanted to know what was going on

The Man to the Barber: What's going on here?

Barber: ,"Sir, I mistakenly cut his hair into Skin-cut instead of Round-Cut"

I was grumbling and murmuring

The Man: "You would have called me, when he arrived"

My reaction when I heard this:

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So apparently, an Apprentice was the one who barbed me😭😭😭..I could not even say anything anymore. I just sat down until he finished with the Skin cut and that was the last they ever saw me in that shop. I decided never to cheat on my regular Barber anymore.

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I don’t know much about boys haircut but I know you should never cheat on your barber!
I’m trying my best not to type “serves you right!”
Oops.. 🙊

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Oh my god! I couldn't help screaming at this! 🤣 🤣

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How do I block you😭😭😭...How can I block this girl😭😭
Can you imagine 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Nice mudding
I will have my moment soon🙏🙏

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Please I'm sorry o 😂 I don't have strength!!

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You will try and drink glucose 😂😂

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Moses and the Red Sea! 🤣I'm sorry for your pain, but this was funny! 😂 Thing with a bad haircut, especially a skin cut, there's nothing you can do about it. Did you still meet the girl you were thinking of or did you avoid her until your hair grew back out? Man, I'd love to know!!

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I cannot be disgraced twice, i avoided her until the hair grew a little..this was the big grin when he was doing nonsense that killed me😭😭😭...How can you do rubbish and smile?😭😭😭...Tears in my eyes😭😭...Even if he was able to glue it back, I would have managed...

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Have you not heard the saying that when you cheat on your barber you must always regret??

Kpele

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This is the devil's work😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
I was tempted 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

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I've not had an haircut for 5 months now...I'm scared of going through your experience.

I prefer it bushy set...🤣🤣🤣

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Lmao...I think you should, do not stress about it..Just hope he is not an apprentice

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You should have killed the apprentice mehn 😆 I know I would have

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my head is too big for skin cut

Too big??😂😂😂
Never cheat on your barber...thats the lesson!

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😂😂😂..i learnt the hard way

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That happens very often, my cousin had to be bald, due to miscalculations and distraction. (he he). Don't fool your barber anymore.

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Omg 😂😂😂..He went for peace of mind

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😀😀😀😀 these apprentices can make your life miserable. What??? I can't even imagine what I'll do it that was me. Good a thing the hair grows back. Imagine it was an apprentice tailor and it was your cloth😀

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Omg...you just gave me something to think about...
Nigerian tailors 🤧😂😂😂😂😂

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You know how they act now😀😀

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When the air is removed, it would be as if your head was removed. That kind of situation requires patience and tolerance. Kpele

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