Unapologetic about my guilty pleasure

The set of topics are definitely interesting but I felt more relaxed writing about my guilty pleasure,probably because they say "There is no shame for the shameless", hence there is nothing to hide, just letting everything out. So I made a list of most of my activities that I would categorize as my guilty pleasure.

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SLEEPING ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Twitter is my definition of home; I literally sleep and wake up on it. It was dubbed "my blue app" by me, and I gave it a good rating when compared to other apps. I joined Twitter as a result of peer pressure, but it has since become an addiction.
When I get up in the morning and say my prayers, I immediately go to Twitter to check out the latest trends.

I sift through tweets, comments, and retweets for memes and savages. I am so addicted to Twitter that I have organized tweets into several communities. I have a music Twitter account where we discuss the dominance of a popular African artist over another one. It is always a time of conflict and brutal troll.

I am also a member of Football Twitter, which is known for its trolls and bants. Twitter has transformed me into a culinary critic. For the weekend, I would troll any losing team.The lovely ones are on Twitter, and I have been following trends to see what kind of content the Twitter algorithm recommends for me.

I would keep an eye out for inane and meaningless tweets, then check the user's media, especially if she is a woman. I would save the user name and face. I easily forgive her for her pointless tweets if she is fine or has a fantastic figure, but if the tweet is too horrible, I would just look at the photo to think about why "someone would be pretty and nonsensical at the same time"

I bookmark tweets daily,majority of my bookmarks are people I find attractive or sensible.Please forgive me, but It is a routine. Snapchat is my second home, I usually go through stories on Snapchat. I believe I follow individuals on Snapchat, particularly those that sleep in clubs because I want to see contents. it is like watching a movie; I am either receiving streaks, viewing snaps, or crying about senseless snaps.

MIMICKING MUSICIANS

When I am bored or alone in my room, no one knows about this. I would go to YouTube and look for some of my favorite bands. I would listen to their performance while wearing my earphone and roleplay as if I was the one performing. I have done a lot of acting like Burna Boy performing, and yesterday I disguised as Adele singing "When we were young" holding a remote control as my microphone.

I would put on a DJ mix and start dancing in my room.When it comes to Amapiano tunes, I switch to a different vibe that I could pull my shirt over my head and wave it in the air. I would end up sweating heavily and panting like I had just completed a 400-meter race , but the real reason is that I was dancing like a lunatic.

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IMAGINING FAKE SCENARIOS

I have imagined over a million fictional scenarios in my head in the last three months alone. The amusing part is that I have continuity from where the imagination ended, which is weird considering I am always correct when recalling details.

I may follow someone on Instagram, Snapchat, or any other social media platform where I can see them. If I have a crush on the person or admire their beauty, I could make up a story about dating or marrying them. It's creepy, but you have to see the smile on my face when doing it.

I have even considered how I would go from one place to the next while being followed by photographers with girls screaming my name, begging for photos or autographs.

When Nigeria failed to qualify for world cup, I imagined myself as a huge footballer who conquered the world's best countries to win the World Cup for my country and return home as a national hero.

Believe me, I have over 12 houses in my head simply in my country. In my garage, I have the whole Range Rover series. All of my pals are wealthy, just like me, and we travel the world together. I am attending to as many concerts as I can. These are just 5% of the fake scenarios I create everyday when I wake up.

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