improv! (@improv) - Neoxian City

improv!

L.A.

Improviser, scavenger, Jack of all Trades except the hard ones All original content, copyright me unless stated otherwise

5 days ago

The Comedy Club

Punday Monday 412! Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Maps! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep goin

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9 days ago

Flea Surgeon -5minutefreewrite For Flea surgeon Don't wanna BE Surgeon It's too scar-Y surgeon To do it on ME surgeon I get so afraid of the scalpels and pins Run away from the exposed shins Not a day goes by

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11 days ago

grill freewrite Yes we are. HA HAHA Oof! Halal Grill. The grill has fire inside. It has smoke especially if the grease drips down. I can burn clean though sometimes. Sometimes people who…

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12 days ago

The Comedy Club

Punday Monday 411! Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is summer! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep go

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17 days ago

Admiration -5minutefreewrite For I admire...me. What am I talking about? I'm not trying to brag. I'm trying to be bold. I'm making a decision, and then feeling afraid of it. Where's the fear from? Here is t

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18 days ago

"To My..." a five minute freewrite To my I am in favor of sending things to my Of giving things to my child fund for paying for stuff To my There once was a beautiful tree. It gave things and it took…

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19 days ago

The Comedy Club

Punday Monday 410! Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Coffee! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep go

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19 days ago

Such A Stereotype -5minutefreewrite For Zomg. What are all the stereotypes? ALL OF THEM Jocks are dumb is one... one that is, in general, demonstrably false. Like, not to rag on anyone else, but I think it's p

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20 days ago

I live in a worlf of enough I believe ha. worlf I believe in giving according to your ability and taking according to your need. Especially easy to live by these rules when the giving or the taking do…

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21 days ago

Lifestyle Choice -5minutefreewrite For You know what's a big lifestyle choice? Doing things in your lifestyle that are stylistic choices and that have no nooooonooonnnnnooo noo Boo bear is a c=sc school bear

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