In the back of the fridge -5minutefreewrite
You know what's in the back of the fridge? Pickled radishes, mainly. I went a little wild pickling radishes. And they're good! Don't get me wrong, but my tastes kind of go through waves. And I ate pickled radishes for about a month and now I've not had a hankering, and so there they sit.
I also have a bunch of pickled watermelon rind, and they're edible, but not that incredible.
My oh my, I need to cook with them. Or I should just start eating them. It's just, I don't want a bowlful. I want a few and then it takes forever to eat them all... which I guess is what preserving foods is all about. but Maybe we
oh whatever
in the back of the fridge lives gar blooo His face is cheese, and his body is sheep liver oil, which isn't a specialty, but it's what we have. Also in the back of the fridge is Blarglo oool. Her face is camembert (his was cheddar) and her body is mustard. No, too sexy. That's sexist to give her a curvy form, like a mustard bottle. No, it's not sexist, but it's kind of a trope. I just felt myself resisting the urge to make her face made of lettuce earlier, and I was like, he's cheese and she's vegetables. WTF, man, why is your brain subconsciously sexist?
Anyways, let's think on that, though. It is funny to describe a sexy, curvy figure like a mustard bottle. I never would, but now that I think of it, I do. And describe his figure as a ketchup bottle. Is he skinny on top, but has a thick booty and ample, muscular quads.