Punday Monday 157: Wish there were more of you participating. I have so many prizes to give away!!!!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is phones
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

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Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...

The Winner!

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute!

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  • HSBI

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Our winner was
@theabsolute
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Phones (because I just broke my phone, dangit)
As in,
Back in my day, we didn’t have phones. The only thing you put on the ‘gram was chocolate and marshmallows!

Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

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Remember when cell phones used to be small? Now if the thing in your pants isn't bigger than 6 inches with 3D vibration then no one seems to want it. It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

Anyways, I went into college a few months ago and everyone had their phone on their desk in science class. I thought it was ridiculous because I thought we would be dissecting a frog. The professor said, "you do realize this is cellular biology, right?"

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My english teacher had a phone she used to call in questions about spelling and punctuation.

It was one of those old timey grammar phones.

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