Punday Monday 218
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is barbeque!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @cmplxty:@theabsolute:@quinnertronics:@rentmoney:@rayius:@mensa-sig:@triplenine.org:@diebitch:@mensa-sig:@paul.atreides:@dragonb0rn
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Mensa-Sig! I can’t resist a bada bing!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
barbeque
As in,
In the winter, I defend my grill! Brrr...GRRRR.
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Wow, I'm actually hearing of punning for the first time. I had to check out so many links you dropped on your post, and i ended up laughing so hard, i think i cracked my rib. Then I saw your 12steps on how to pun😅
hey buddy, careful on that! Dont you realise this week's theme is barbeque? Careful there of your ribs might just be used as an ingredient for the BBQ!😂
😅oh no please. I'm still short of one rib. When I find my missing rib, then i can sacrifice that rib for the bbQ
I'll be grilling these ribs, excellent accidental pun. I accept the entry!
To grill ribs, you've got to get them on the witness stand.
Fun Fact #12,477
Barbers are the most well mannered and courteous people on earth. You never have to worry about them not being civic minded. Barbers - Queue up for everything, and you would never have to worry about them jumping into your line!
Hahah nice, really glad to see you enter!
Gotta live well mannered barbers!
Hahahaha! Of course! These are such great initiatives, loving it man! hahaha. Thanks for the referral! Do let me know if there are more of such! Loving it!
Getting today's ready now!
I don't like to BBQ with propane as it gets too hot. I like it when my food is char cold
Hahah nice
Grilled meat, or grilled veggies,what's the difference? Only one will draw the griffins!
Grilled meat, and a grilled bun - both speak of fun!
Though everybody loves a good weekend roast, but it actually can be a pretty horrifying thing. Don't believe it? Ask Chucky, a BARBIE that KILL!
The cookouts at the playboy mansion were always the best. There were scantily clad, beautiful Barbie’s cued up in line all over the place to get some food. If you were lucky enough, you could even share some meat with them! Just make sure Hugh didn’t see!
Yeah, they were lit, especially when Snoop Dogg brought his smoker
'Mattel you a story about a couple i know: Ken threw another shrimp on the Barbie-but, alas, this was the shrimp that broke the camels back and barbies legs buckled under the pressure. meanwhile, Ken would spend the rest of his evening in the ER where he was contemplating his haphazardous deviant seafood fetishist lifestyle.