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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Mountain.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

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Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:rayius:rentmoney

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute not too far away is Rainier!

That’s two weeks in a row you’ve won! Do YOU want to be the guest judge next week like @doctorcrypto was last week?

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Mountain
The quarterback was baffled to find himself on top of Mount Everest, but that’s what happens when the pinnacle of your professional career involves taking important hikes.

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when asked about her greatest accomplishments in life and if any moments stuck out, first lady Ida Saxton was quick to reply:

"the most amazing memory i have was definitely the first time i went to mount McKinley."

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I think we have a winner! All the puns were good, but only one could come out on top:

"when asked about her greatest accomplishments in life and if any moments stuck out, first lady Ida Saxton was quick to reply:

"the most amazing memory i have was definitely the first time i went to mount McKinley."

Good job @quinnertronics!

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I knew that when I hiked to the top of that mountain.... I really hit my peak!

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You could saying the top is pretty. It is a real butte.

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Life is full of ups and downs, and a seasoned mountaineer could vouch for that. As soon as you thought that you are at the highest summit of your life, it is always downhill from there

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My friend once told me a mountain joke and it went like this.

Q: How do mountains hear?
A: They use mountain-ears.

I burst out laughing and said, "Oh you are hill-arious.

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I heard the mountain climbing hobby is expensive. It's always cheaper up front, but don't go broke back mountain

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Broke Back Mountain is a Mountain I rather not climb as it sounds painful.

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Yay! I would love to be the guest judge. Mountain puns are so funny, you could say they are hill areas. I will be sure to vote for the best mountain GOAT

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ive tried climbing mountains several times in my life but i just couldnt make it without needing to sleep...i think its the bedrock that makes me so tired!

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did you ever see that Sylvester Stallone movie about mountain climbing? i forget what it was called, but it ended ion a real cliffhanger and they never even made a sequel!

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Grammar teacher say in mah case her effort keep amountin' of nothings.

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